Brian Coulter
@PhilaBCoulter
You know how many cups of coffee I need to function? Zero. The possibility of death fuels my mornings.
Not the first failed insurrection I’ve seen from D.C.
TAKING OVER PHILLY!!! #raisehail
Jalen gonna ask for the banner ceremony to happen in the preseason.
Jalen Hurts on receiving his ring: “It was surreal to see it in person. Almost nostalgic, to see something that you’ve earned. To see something one last time. Kind of overdue in terms of when it was supposed to be initially. It was a moment, but that moment is behind us.”
Eagles vibes to start camp reminds me of the Patriots right after Spygate. Hopefully a better ending, but similar “let’s beat the shit out of everyone” feel.
We’re so back
Quinyon Mitchell breaks up one-handed catch attempt by A.J. Brown deep down the field in 7 on 7. #Eagles
A guy like Cristopher Sanchez can be the guy that builds a bridge between what the Phillies are now, and what they’ll be years later with the farm system. He can be someone to help sustain a run of contending for a title beyond a few years.
They signed Sanchez to a deal that’s like 30% of his worth. That’s crazy.
Stott is frustrating to me because there’s enough solid/good parts of his game for him to be a good ballplayer, and if he hit .310 he’d be a household name in the city. But he’s hitting .230 and deserves to be out of mind for some fans going forward.
A proper Herbert Hypothetical is to imagine if he had those playoff losses in Philly.
Hypotheticals ruined NFL debates. They said put Justin Herbert on the Eagles and they win the Super Bowl. If Herbert ever sees Mahomes across the field in the Super Bowl, his brain would literally melt on national television.
Get out to the bullpen, kid. Need you in the 7th.
No. 26 overall pick Gage Wood signs w/@Phillies for $3 million (slot value = $3,492,200). @RazorbackBSB RHP, 19-strikeout no-hitter at College World Series, explosive fastball to 98 mph, power 82-85 mph curveball devastating as well. @MLBDraft
Despite referring to my own actual grave, I haven’t seen any death threats from that mini-viral tweet. A positive step forward. Fucking gutted about Ozzy Osbourne, though.
Go to the ballpark any day, might see something you’ve never seen before.
WALK-OFF CATCHER INTERFERENCE!!!!!!