PAW (Peter)
@Peter88902568
King's School, Rochester. Italia Conti. Kent, London, Corfu. 🇬🇧🇬🇷☦
Reject cancel culture, embrace chancel culture. Thank you.




Luncheon was a VPN (Very Pleasant Nibble) of tuna mayonnaise on crispbreads. Thank you.
No no No, Mr Farage. Just tell the boomers that they can no longer watch Chinese videos about folding stuff and growing lettuce on a tissue. They'll be on the streets within the hour.

In terms of legal counsel, I believe he'd be best off with Stumpole of The Bailey.

Good morning, and please put your best foot, or equivalent, forward this day. Thank you.
At 9.30 p.m. I dined on beans on toast and now, at 20 past midnight, I enjoyed a glass of fizzy lemonade. Terribly important to do things when one feels moved to. I cannot stress that enough.
Do you care for a little Bach? Outstanding playing from Evlyn Howard-Jones. 1930, I believe. youtu.be/Z3M0VQ0_GmI?si…
Cracking little short about copper mines from are @DanDavisWrites Most informative. youtube.com/shorts/FcIT2vk…
Stand Up To Winning will be bussed in for the event, presumably?

Peter at pub. Ever mindful of the tweetings, under the watchful gaze of the "Elite Squad" @Peter88902568 @VintageMrHobbes @CageFooName
How I be explaining to the Elite Squad that they've got the wrong man:

Quite excited about the UK becoming the next DDR, in terms of housing. PAW's Plattenbau Palace housewarming will be a hot ticket. Recommended. Dress code: polyester.

who up ponderin if they tweetins are of interest to the ELITE POLICE SQUAD
"This is intolerable! I simply tweeted 'morn gooding'!" "Which, as we all know sir, is an anagram of 'start riot now'. Get in the van."

I can confirm that I do not give a dry roasted damn, cher grok, about which famous folk have visited my profile. Thank you today.