Perseus🦂🇺🇸

Lies, I’ve never said anything like that but I expect someone who calls themself a Zoroastrian to be a liar. If he was truly honest and followed his alleged faith, he would admit he invented this lie out of a deep seated sense of inferiority and jealousy of me. Why else?

BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard announces she has officially referred Barack Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution

I’m not a fan of catch and release fishing. I’d rather kill and gut it right then and there, than to torment it w/ a hole in its mouth and put it back. So instead, I go into the river w/ a net and catch the fish that way to show my sons. This is a rainbow trout

The best thing to do after MMA is to have a fresh Rocky Mountain river wash over you

No man awakens to the marvel of life from his comfort zone.

This is great, and I feel the same way about Iran

Remember kids, if given the option to choose between drinking cat piss or dog piss, you can always say neither. You don’t have to drink the piss