Penguins Jesus

Paul Skenes just got his first win since May. It’s July 21. And Ben Cherington is still employed. Sell the f’n team, Bob.

I’m sure the replacement will also suck, since the cheap ass owner will never, ever make winning baseball games a priority over maximum profit margins.

This Jagr lore is absolutely goated.

I’ve long believed that Greg Wyshynski is a muppet. And if Greg’s going anywhere it’s into obscurity in between times he says stupid things for attention.

Glad he won’t have to move far once he’s drafted to be a Penguin.

This has to be a flip at the deadline type signing, otherwise I’m baffled.

I can’t tell if Omar Khan is playing 4D chess or galaxy braining his way out of a job. But he sure knows how to keep the Steelers interesting.

All of the descriptions of Kindel sound like me describing Bryan Rust.

Kyle is taking risks at coach, and now his picks. You can’t say he isn’t bold, but we’ll see if he’s smart.

FWIW, just spoke with someone who would know (cough, cough)… Anything you read this weekend about Sidney Crosby leaving the Penguins is, in the words of this person, “a joke.” And this person of all persons would know. He’d, like, know before anybody. #NHLDraft

There are two types of Pirates fans. Type 1: Fans of baseball who, despite hating the owner and his treatment of this franchise, root for the hometown team because we love Pittsburgh. Type 2: Stockholm Syndrome idiots who hate the Penguins and Steelers, as seen below

Some excellent future potential linemates for Gavin McKenna and Sidney Crosby.

It’s not that he misses it, it’s the body language after missing it. Unprofessional. Unserious.

There’s one thing I love about Pittsburgh. The same exact people who bitch and moan about rain and clouds or the cold are the first people to complain when we have a few sunny and hot days in a row.