Patrick Paulbatisse

Coached a teamless @Bwipo - now he's won the league. Football, Basketball and now the Games - the Patrick Hatrick - I can't be stopped. Like 2011 Stoke with Crouchy and Larsson - we had to bring the wide play back - a fantastic student of the game - congratulations to us both

No one has the courage to speak the truth on the EWC - it's Dr Martin all over again - selling their souls for laced money. Kids, Marijuana's the first bell that gives a Davina McCalling to the Coke - and I don't mean the Zero sugar. Stay away like a bad set of fixtures!

Appearance on Jakes show done. Said what needed to be said. No to Saudis - that being said @MbSofKSA send me an offer and I'll have a peak - love the Ikea cloth on your head geeza.

A lot of messages regarding my comments yesterday - Pat how do you get a one up on the bookies? Some guys study the horses live to see who's raring - I'm in Calais with a calculator to work out the xC. Expected crossings higher than when Crouchy was in the box this year.

They want to question my readiness? This generation. Ainsley Harriott wanted to name it Steady Cook before he met me - and yet you couldn't fathom the layers of a onion. Just like my Great Uncle - only see the skin. The Patrick Hatrick continues - NLC I'm coming for you.

All the drama in the world means this has flown under the radar. Greasyspoons are selling snickers bars and Malibu shots - the death of a culture. Quality of this full English was poor but it's common now - real change is needed.

Partnering up with @TheRuddySack to offer a fan of the club a free coaching session! ✅️Completed the game in 6 months ✅️Personal coach of @Bwipo ✅️ Titles in other sports - coined The Patrick Hatrick To enter reply to this twit - give me a little insight to your mind!

Poor lad looks like he's forcing out one of those post Christmas meal poos

A lesson for the youth from an old and wise man - take it in. Keep your head up son @Perkz

I'm worried about the culture here at Ruddy - do we not do a physical test before signing? Its Ali Dia all over again. This is the result when the owner is one Gregg's sausage roll from shutting down the NHS. Lets get an interview with you Mohamza - what went wrong in your life?

What a new year treat!

Never forget 82' - Stacy and Laura - a pairing like prime Dwight and York. Took my trousers off didn't I - Levi of course - Stacy caught a glimpse of my outline (barely a semi) - and then they start fighting over who goes first - ended bloody - that's a Battle of the Buldge.

Speechless.

'Home Masturbating' - as appose to what? An away fixture? Goodluck getting one off in a cold rainy night in Stoke - be all shriveled up lad.

Thriller of Manila - I was there live. Now boxing has fallen - the Marvel Movie formula. Complaints aside - Tyson can't lose. He's fighting for the old heads - and, symbolically, represents the true skill that's been mechanically replaced by these Tok Tik industry plants. Win!!!

I got wind of this a few days ago but decided to give Dom the scoop - always help those coming up. 43 individual cases of lateness is disgusting - tok tik generation - where was the leaders in the dressing room? You think Roy Keane would let this happen?

Absolute woke nonsense - the Anfield special. Next you'll have Miss Cransbury walking down the isles at your local library to simulate exam conditions - he's 5 and he's reading Mr Men - calm it down love.

Thank you, Clacton. This is just the beginning.

Should have seen my Welsh accent after the 3-1 victory to Belgium in 2016 - live on ESPN- legendary stuff. But this here is atrocious - for once I hope the left wing mob step in - cancel him for it - cultural improperartion