John Homelander (Parody)
@PatriotMadman
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βEVERY WOMAN I KNOW WANTS TO USE ME!!β A depiction of Denji mixed with shredder
You won't. I have my team.
βYa wonβt be sayinβ that when we finally do manage to defeat ya.β
No she was begging for me. She called me strong and a hero and big dicked.
βOnly βcause ya forced yourself on βer βn got βer pregnant.β Came the growled reply, his hands already clenching into fists at his sides.
teaching to kill is worse than killing.
teaching to kill is worse than killing.
No, you cannot defeat me without or even with your brat pack.
βOh, I ainβt drunk. Iβll be defeatinβ ya βn Iβll be gettinβ my team back.β
You wish. I already won. I am the father of your wife's son.
βPfft. Ya ainβt gonna be winninβ. Iβll be the one βho wins.β
Yes in every world.
In your world. But not anyone elseβs.
You are drunk now thinking that you can defeat me and that you still have a team.
The unamused expression never left his features.
No, the best man will win. Me.
βIt ainβt true βn everyone knows it.β
You can count that on one hand.
βI ainβt always drunk.β Came the reply, an unamused expression already washed over his features.
No its true.
βThatβs a load of bollocks.β
I'm completely normal about this
I'm completely normal about this
You're a drunk. Like my ex.
βDonβt like it? Thereβs the fuckinβ door.β
It can and it does with the right algorithms.
A snort of laughter escaped. βAI canβt predict the future βn ya know it.β
You talk too much. Your breath smells of that alcohol.
βSo ya say.β
I have seen it in the prophecy. AI showed me the future.
βNah, it ainβt even close to beinβ the truth.β