Pastor Alex
@PastorAlexLove
Special Prayer only $100. DM me for details.
As of late, there have been terrible terrible rumours circulating on the internet that I am not a Pastor and that I am only pretending to be a Pastor. Here is my OFFICIAL PASTOR CERTIFICATE that I hereby put on PUBLIC RECORD. Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🙏🏾
@PastorAlexLove, why are you wearing a pink wig?
How does one achieve this physique?
@PastorAlexLove is a hopeless romantic! But his latest wife is not impressed by his vast wealth. This is why it's important to send in those $100 donations!
In Kalabari tradition, the bride will not laugh or smile until she is satisfied with the amount of money showered on her during traditional marriage
When @PastorAlexLove blows up his sex doll, does it float away like a hot air balloon?
@PastorAlexLove The unethical science division reports they have made some progress on an atheist catching box....
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@PastorAlexLove Are wingless CHERUBS able to fly because there's no gravity all the way up there in Heaven?
This is how ATHEISTS play basketball And it is not OK 🤬😡@PastorAlexLove
I know this is gonna trigger people who don't understand the rules This is not a travel in the NBA and FIBA rules
If anyone is looking for @PastorAlexLove this morning, it might take a while for him to get there.
🕺💃🎶Spice up your Life 🎶🎶
This is yet another example of a @PastorAlexLove $100 special prayer that worked. Ralph's request was for a distraction so people would not see him crying at the wedding. What more could he ask for?
The Church of the Forgiving Eagle is pleased to announce the WINNER of the BEST GLOVES of 2025 award goes to Mistress Alex. Congratulations, your prize of $100,000 will be deposited in the usual Cayman Island account.
Wordle 1,497 X/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 Feel like pure shit. 😭
@PastorAlexLove is this you?? 🤔🤔
NOOOO THEY GOT CHUCK E. CHEESE
If you hear a squeaking from atop the COTFE steeple at daybreak, it's just @PastorAlexLove 's little cock.
The Serama is a tiny breed of chicken that weighs less than 500 grams.
Nuns from the Church of the Forgiving Eagle demonstrate their new uniform designed by @PastorAlexLove
HOW ARE THEY NOT FALLING OUT?!?!