Professional Asshole
@Passhole69
I have a few above-average takes on life| occasional bag user| just slightly conservative| DTH enjoyer| East Coast douchebag
All I want to do rn is hug this dog and also fuck his mom
No you can’t do it again the next night. (Everyone screams) YES I CAN
Noooo PA you can’t get shit faced on a rooftop on a Tuesday (the left screams in unison)
Telling all my girlfriends to post shitty things on there about me and then suing them for defamation.
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
Slept through all my alarms fuck
Noooo PA you can’t get shit faced on a rooftop on a Tuesday (the left screams in unison)
Noooo PA you can’t get shit faced on a rooftop on a Tuesday (the left screams in unison)
Y’all have this shit on your phone?? Couldn’t be me
no thank you
What are good books for someone looking to get into books to aura farm on the subway?
Crazy how girls can do as much adderall as they want when they go out but the second I bring up I do cocaine I am the devil
My feed is turning into almost as many girls as instagram, I gotta stop being so horny on the racism and retardation app
Hey @grok based on my tweets, I am: - Which athlete? - Which age? - Which fictional character? - Which politician? - Which teams I like and who I like on them? - Which historical figure? - Which artist?
I’m afraid Hunter Biden is the man
NEW: Hunter Biden explains how easy it is to make crack and then tries to prevent himself from getting too excited about remembering how awesome it was. 😂
I wish I was talking to a posh hot British lady right now, I need to go back to London asap.
Mutual Monday: respond and I will let you know what establishment I would grab a drink with you at‼️
If weed is legal then cocaine should be too. At least it doesn’t smell like shit in public places
Maybe other guys… not me though
Wow a lot of you are really fucking bad at dming girls