paru the english muffin guy
@Paruscorner
I am a jellyfish that learned how to use twitter. English Muffin’s PR manager / any pronouns (ESP/ENG) || https://alienpastry.straw.page ‼️IM 14 IM A MINOR‼️
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked Matikanetannhauser and she said
0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested
paru tries to dub a 3ee clip and it goes…. decently #excellententities
im not even kidding when i say there was no pictures of them together anywhere so i had to take matters into my own hands #inanimateinsanity #osc
#excellententities #eeeosc
Today, we celebrate everybody's favorite buddy, pal, and friend. MANGO!!! 🥭
I'm so stressed rn whatever I'll doodle English muffin
Episode 5 releases next week! Sneak peak on Wednesday #objectinvasion
