Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
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Good morning everyone. Since $TSLA hit my previous price target I spent last night doing some more analysis. I am proud to say I am very bullish. My revised price target is $1,264. I calculated this by taking the current share price and adding the $600 stimulus check. See below:
The CEO of Astronomer was literally sleeping with HR and still got fired for his relationship Proof that HR is never on your side
If your CEO folds like a deck of cards when he is caught in 4k with his side hoe your company is not going to make it through the recession
Never ask; - A woman her age - A man his salary - HR about their own HR violations
One of the principles of the Italian Mafia is that you should never betray your wife, because if you are able to betray who trusts to close your eyes and sleep beside you, you are not worthy of anyone's trust.
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
Imagine if you could buy equity in people’s careers like you can in startups Get a cut of the signing bonus every time your AI researcher joins a new company
Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself
JUST IN: Ghislaine Maxwell is reportedly willing to speak in front of Congress about the Epstein Files, according to The Daily Mail.
I don’t believe in God but when I board planes I become religious Not because I am scared of flying But because I am praying that the 280 lb man standing in line is not sitting next to me
You are the average of your 5 closest friends. If your circle isn’t talking about: - Bitcoin - Grok 4 - Vibe Coding - Microplastics in your balls It’s time to get a new circle
Kind of crazy to think that one man is: - Launching rockets to send us to Mars - Creating autonomous electric vehicles - Building brain chips - AND training the most advanced AI Literally every company he has built is the leader in its sector
“Grok 4 is smarter than every single university graduate” I would love to see Grok 4 take out $100k of student debt for a liberal arts degree
🚨 BREAKING: xAI announces a partnership with Kanye West to direct fine tuning for Grok 4
Jeff Bezos just sold $665 million worth of Amazon stock You need to use Klarna for your $16.65 burrito
Fuck you
DEPORT KASH PATEL ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME PATEL FOR THAT MATTER
In just 40 years, I have achieved what takes most men 80 years to achieve: - knee pain - back pain - weak eyesight - weak memory
Tim Apple and Mr Japan Incredible
The founding fathers would want you to be working to expand the GDP of America today not drinking beer
You’re telling me Elon Musk can be CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, Boring Company and DOGE but Soham Parekh can’t write typescript for a few YC companies
Infinite money glitch: Search for OPENAI_API_KEY in public GitHub repos Many vibe coders have accidentally committed their keys which you can now use for free