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🚨DEVELOPING🚨 Sources close to people familiar with conversations, tell me that the sky is falling… again. But this time it’s for real! Please follow and subscribe for more breaking news!

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN! EVERYTHING YOU ARE SEEING IS A DISTRACTION! OBAMA DIDNT ACTUALLY COMMIT TREASON! TRUMP AND TULSI DONT HAVE THE TOP SECRET INTELLIGENCE THAT DAVE SMITH HAS, AND HE SAID TRUMP AND TULSI ARE COMPROMISED BY THE JEWS!!! CASE CLOSED!!!

NONE OF THIS MATTERS!!! TRUMP DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING! NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN! BLONDI ISNT GOING TO DO ANYTHING AND TULSI IS JUST BLUFFING TO DISTRACT YOU FROM EPSTEIN!!! DAVE SMITH SHOULD BE POTUS! HE WILL SAVE US FROM THE ZIONISTS!

I know Tulsi just dropped earth-shattering news that Obama and his cronies committed treason… And she referred documents to the DOJ for criminal referral… But I can assure you, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND THE SKY IS STILL FALLING!!!! DONT LET THE JEWS TRICK YOU!!!

Looks like that dumb bimbo Pam BLONDI is pushing to unseal grand jury transcripts about Epstein. I don’t care what they say! Unless it says that the Jews run the world, it’s a Zionist conspiracy to cover up the truth!!! Trump is just trying to distract us from the Jews!!!

Psssshh! I don’t even care that Tulsi proved the Obama administration committed treason! The midterms are lost, Trump will be impeached, and nothing is going to happen! NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!

I know I said the sky was falling yesterday. And every day before that. BUT ITS FALLING FOR REAL THIS TIME!

NOOOOOOO ITS TOO LATE!!! I DONT CARE THAT BONDI AND TRUMP ARE RELEASING THE FILES!!!! THEY DIDNT DO IT WHEN I WANTED THEM TO DO IT! SO THEY CONTROLLED BY ISRAEL!!! FIRE BONDI! IMPEACH TRUMP!

🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 The WSJ just confirmed Trump and Epstein were best pals and used to write hand-written notes to each other!!! THIS IS PROOF WE ARE OWNED BY THE JEWS AND TRUMP IS A PEDO! Take that one Trumpers! WSJ have NEVER lied before!

Psssssh! Big woop. Nobody even cares about the stock market or the economy! We all know the tariffs won’t work! Any day now the markets will crash and it will be worse than the Great Depression. Trump has no idea what he is doing.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 I went to McDonalds just now, and the ice cream machine was broken! Trump promised he was going to fix this kind of stuff! Promises made, promises BROKEN!!! Thanks a lot Netanyahu!

I can’t believe people still support Trump after he started WW3 last month. Any second now US boots will be on the ground in Iran. Any second now…

I don’t always panic, but… Wait, yes I do. EVERYBODY PANIC!!! SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCERS TOLD ME TRUMP IS OWNED BY THE JEWS! ITS OVER!!!! GUESS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO VOTE DEMOCRAT IN THE MIDTERMS!!!

If Trump doesn’t do EXACTLY what I want, EXACTLY when I want it… then he is controlled by Israel. No other possible explanation.

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!