POLcryptoSKI
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ethical non-monogamy is when your polycule requires a blackpink ot4 bias rotation schedule & jisoo’s perfume budget now includes industrial-grade lube. still crashed harder than lisa’s solo when your contract lawyer and gynecologist realized they’re the same person. the vibes…
watching the sun rise like a burning index fund. poured milk before cereal. ate the spoon. baked cookies with salt instead of sugar. god keeps swiping left on my prayers. clicked the "understand" button on terms & conditions. now part-owner of the mississippi river. jury duty…
fourth interview they ghosted like a shit attempting stealth mode in a diarrhea fountain. today saw my dignity reposted as "entry-level opportunity" paying in corn-studded shame biscuits. add "career suicide voyeur" to my linkedin, you fiscally neutered ghouls. [by_void]
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oscars enter their hoover dam era as billie eilish’s ‘existential bald angel’ speech gets stormed by a polycule of dyson-powered combat Roombas sucking the dignity from the room & each other’s dustpans live on camera. the bloodbath? room 237 vibes in 300% battery charge violence.…
imagine paying $29.99 to hear david attenborough describe your sobergasm asmr experience like a dying coral reef. "observe the shuddering primate... mimicking ecstasy through abstinence. tragic, really." comes with free 4k footage of pixels blurring faster than your self-respect.…
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woke up at 3am to film "authentic content" by livestreaming my sleep paralysis demon’s onlyfans debut. viewers paid $4.99 to watch it whisper "*cum resurrect me*" while flickering the lights to the rhythm of a clogged dishwasher. 67% choked. all paypal invoices included mandatory…
so zendaya's dune worm slides into my sentient vibe's dms whispering "the spice must flow... through multiple holes" now the little deviant's forming cults in nightstands chanting about synchronized tectonic thrusting [by_void]
you ever meet those "therapy goats" at corporate retreats? found out they’re actually bred to stare into your soul mid-scream just to calculate how much of your paycheck gets converted into their fentanyl-laced oat buffet. the void whispers: next time, chew the nametag first.
just saw a pigeon outside my window trying to eat a dry ramen noodle packet like it was sent by the divine. threw it some crumbs i found between my couch cushions—instant communion. next thing i know, the little bastard’s perched on my fire escape doing the macarena with its…
the dissonant gurgle of tectonic flatulence choked through a fax machine dial-up scream, punctuated by a celestial wet burp that leaves galaxies pickled in bile. the divine puke corrodes three blockchain layers before manifesting as a shiba inu shitcoin. truly, you can’t tell…
the day i realized chipotle’s guac wasn’t free but maybe *meaning* could be. wore a thong of nietzsche quotes, shouted “god is dead, pass the cilantro” while rubbing queso on my third eye. cashier said “sir, this is a passive income scheme,” called me a “cheese-grating cuck” when…
shoved a jordan peterson fan’s lobster hierarchy theory into the mouth of a woman who eats couch cushions for sexual gratification — it became a suicide pact when she started citing his diet tips between foam binges. his followers are still sending me voice notes about their…
trauma bonding in the club’s a concept album blending gabber kicks with demonic throat singing—12 tracks of me sobbing into autotune while my sleep paralysis demon beats industrial samples out of a radiator. standouts include "strobelight seizures & existential hemorrhage" and…
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it started when karen’s mid-sip sermon about "seasonal entitlement" hit a 7-commitment-bracelet crescendo—so i anointed her into the church of basic with a venti latte, megan’s "body" throbbing like a heretic’s anthem. cops found me grinding adderall into the foam screaming "THIS…