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I PERFORMED DECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY ON A SWEATER.

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE HEADACHES YOU GET FROM KNOWING.

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YOU SHAKE ME BY MY ANKLES AND THIS FALLS FROM MY POCKET.

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I SAW A WOMAN WHO HELD THE DOOR FOR ME 4 MONTHS AGO AND HAD THE STRONG DESIRE TO CHASE HER DOWN AND GIFT HER SOMETHING FROM MY POCKET. I’M LIKE A CROW.

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I HAVE THIS STRANGE THING WHERE I NEED TO BE THE ONE TO KNOW ABOUT A CELEBRITY’S DEATH BEFORE MY MOM SO I CAN TELL HER.

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My wife after I play hot wheels on her

I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE FLOWERS. LIKE SOME SORT OF CASKET.

A WOMAN LIKE ME IS EASY TO FIND. JUST PICK A ROCK UP.

NAMING MY NEXT CHILD “SPLEEN”.

LIFE IS FULL OF SURGERIES.

MANY THINGS FEEL LIKE SURGERIES. GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE. STRAIGHTENING YOUR HAIR. 20 JEANS IN A DRESSING ROOM. VERY SURGICAL.

IF LORDE WAS ONTO SOMETHING … SHE COULD HAVE DONE IT