Overheard District
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"I better lower my volume and shut the fuck up before whatever I say makes it on Overheard District." Girl on phone. Thomas Circle.
In Shaw: “We have 70 social media personalities coming to Techo from 4-6 pm so I need to be there for that.”
Guy talking on the phone in Georgetown: “Wait, you just talked to Mark Zuckerberg? Did you ask him about Venice?”
At DCA: “Trump is passing everything but away.”
At the State Department: “The State Department is giving toxic ex energy.”
In Dupont Circle: “But he lives in a castle in Afghanistan. Like, by himself.”
Woman on the phone on the Blue Line: “…and my hoe ass manager wanted to give me more hours! No, I’m leaving and burning this bitch down with me.”
In Capitol Hill: “If Stalin was a Democrat, I WOULD vote for him.”
Woman on the phone in Navy Yard: “The FBI has moved into our wedding venue.”
At Eastern Market Trader Joe’s on Sunday, man grabs his partner’s hand as they walk in: “M’lady we have entered the trenches.”
At the State Department: "I never did model UN in high school, I just went to the real thing."
Two Gen X at a cafe in Dupont: “You can tell it’s full on tourist season now. I’m having to blow my horn more often.”
Man walking up the Portrait Gallery stairs on the phone: “Wow... it’s just like the Spanish steps in Rome.”
Hilltern at Capitol Nails: "Do you give a discount for interns?"
Woman talking on the phone on the metro: “I was really liking this guy I was talking to and then he unexpectedly ghosted me TO RUN FOR U.S. CONGRESS.”
