Enit'ayanfe Ayosojumi Akinsanya 🏳️🌈
@OsumareAyomi
Writer• Yorùbá• Author, “HOW TO CATCH A STORY THAT DOESN'T EXIST”• Jesus is so cool•🦋 Words:@IseleMagazine,@ShallowTales, @kalaharireview, @brittlepaper, etc.
Privileged to be among the four believed-strong literary voices on the continent interviewed by @tvotribe. Here,@AyeEcho & I discussed “old and new African literature” while quoting @NzubeNlebedim,referring to @ErnestOgunyemi's diatribes & calling out queer African deities.🌞🌈
No more rushing out at dawn to catch undergraduate 6am classes. No more accusations of “Of course, you didn't know when I left; you were sleeeeeeping, you beetch!” Congratulations to my best bully, my handclapper, my cozy place. Favour I pray for you, @SymplyTaiwo. Flourish!❤️
QUOTES from DREAM COUNT
“How do [you] show [you] like [your] life? You can write popular posts on a website, you can have a surfeit of things, and still have an empty life, so there really is no way to prove to someone else the fullness of your own life. Your true experience is the only proof.”
“How do [you] show [you] like [your] life? You can write popular posts on a website, you can have a surfeit of things, and still have an empty life, so there really is no way to prove to someone else the fullness of your own life. Your true experience is the only proof.”
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Male loneliness pandemic is a self-inflicted injury, like the fracture a boy gets for throwing reckless cartwheels. You don't get to blame women for it.
For the first time ever, a Nigerian seed is going to space! Yes, actual space. 🪐🚀 To celebrate, we’re giving away two laptops (one on X and one on Instagram) to lucky people who can guess the seed correctly. Think you know what it is? Join the challenge 👇🏾👇🏾 How to Enter on…
A Nigerian seed is heading to space 🪐 Guess which one? 👀 Hint: It’s rich, nutritious, and loved across every part of Nigeria #NaijaToTheWorld #BlackExcellence
OAU, my Darling OAU. Wait o. The last two columns—does it mean they can at least do it with same sex?🤧
Dress Codes on Campus going forward.
Quick-paced and quirky in its romance. I love the metaphors between that romance and music, that romance and flying. The dreams and fears of a woman gaslighted and rendered insecure by her past relationships were painful, and yet gentle, to read. 👏💙 afrocritik.com/the-spaces-bet…
Published today! 🥳 afrocritik.com/the-spaces-bet… Read "The Spaces Between Stars." Thank you @afrocritik, for giving a home to my story. ❤️😊
Haven't published nonfiction in a hot minute... feeld.co/magazine/pleas…
This feels quite disingenuous, to be honest. These days, almost everyone has access to streaming platforms, so movies tend to sell based on recommendations. A cinema release needs all the PR it can get.
Actually, if the sex is good, the woman enjoys it more than the man does.
The idea that sex is a woman's loss and a man's gain is another ridiculous mentality that needs to go.
CNA: these pictures you people are taking, if they’re not fine don't post on social media. Me with my iPhone 11: they’ll be fine, ma. A pity I couldn’t show the result to Her.
Writers and scriptwriters... If you take care with a story, if you take time with a story, and you realize the story requires you to stretch it into a series instead of a movie, to explore its full potential and character growth, then please do so.
Who is that histrionic uncle wearing Ankara? He looks like he wants to get married; he should collect the ring.
Man publicly rejects his girlfriend's proposal after she went down on her knee to propose in a mall😳🙆
If this fellowship sister catches Jesus with his long hair enh.
Between a guy and a fellowship sister who approached him to preach because of his hair 👀
Funke Akindele's first work was a UNICEF series called I NEED TO KNOW and she played the lead role as "Bisi", the one around whom the stories revolved. You certainly were not born then but you can always make your research before you come to X to display your ignorance.
Hope y'all know citation was temi's first movie and she was the lead actress and it's on Netflix. Can someone remind us funke akindele first movie and the role she played?
My dad bought me this novel when I was in primary school. I read it and realized that I needed to stop writing fanfiction of Enid Blyton's books, that I needed to write stories that were about people and events of my history and heritage.
Nigerians sense of morality is extremely flawed. Ask the average Nigerian to pick the bad one between a Gay man and a rapist. Watch them harm the gay man! This is why they can’t necessarily quantify or understand the evil their leaders cause! NIGERIANS AREN’T MORAL PEOPLE!!
Those uncles and aunties complaining that we don’t call them. Do your kids call our parents?
You will come to X and someone will post about your life, just like that—fiam!
You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you