Vee✨
@OmoniyiVee
Bibliophile📖. Certified Microbiologist🎓. Virtual Assistant in Training @Alx_Nigeria. Customer Service Representative. Jeweler. Women❤️💡.
I'm so excited to share that I've been accepted into the ALX Virtual Assistant program! 🎉. This isn’t just a new step for me—it’s a big leap toward growth, learning, and connecting with amazing people. Go Vee🥰💃😂 Let’s go! 💪 #ALXVA #NextChapter #Growth


I have hyperthymesia, or HSAM. Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory. People with photographic memory recall details from a scene they’ve observed for a short time. People with HSAM remember almost everything about their life. Every conversation, every detail, every emotion.
Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.
- being scared to voice your opinions -having social anxiety -extreme fear of making mistakes -people pleasing -being a forced introvert No it didn’t 🚶🏾♀️🚶🏾♀️🚶🏾♀️
lowkey, strict parenting paid off.
Tried talking to someone new recently but I stopped being so interested because I mentioned an inconvenience I was dealing with and they didn’t check back to ask if it had been dealt with.
I was squeezing myself to come down from korope and I mistakenly sat on this small boy of like 7yrs old laps,his mother shouted “aunty my boy is there” and the boy replied “mummy I’m strong don’t worry about me” everybody including the driver bursted into laughter😹
There’s a lady on tik tok who has been feeding her family beans the whole of July because she went to town and came back to everyone waiting on her to cook 😭🤍 I LOVE her! She starts her videos with “ngiwrong mina? Angikho wrong” 🤣
I dey guide - I am managing (frugal) I guide - I am rich I no too guide - I am broke.
“Guide” in Nigerian English meaning “frugal” is so funny to me because how do people come up with these things? Lol
I genuinely hope women with big bumbum are having a great day. I hope their enemies eat stone for bread, urine for water and tread on hot coals. I hope women with big bumbum have a great life. I hope the universe is repeatedly kind to them. 🙏 God bless you, my Queens.
Since we have Baby Showers , let’s also have Business Showers. When a friend starts a business , we all come together to congratulate them and bring resources for their business as gifts
Nigerian men get so angry once you say something that’s glaringly unfair is unfair. They want women to perform humility and lower expectations so they can feel magnanimous for “giving” crumbs. It’s not that they think it’s fair oh, you just are not meant to say it.
Our values have to align. We don’t need to have the same hobbies, same taste in music or the same love languages. But if we don’t see the world through a similar moral lens it’s not going to work. Because at the end
What’s y’all non negotiable in a relationship?
Propaganda I will never fall for "Men are logical beings. Women are emotional beings"
I have changed my mind😭 Shege seen, signed, sealed and delivered. Katsina guys are the worst!!!
Katsina guys are the best Katsina guys are the best Katsina guys are the best Katsina guys are the best May Allah blessed us with the best among the best ameen💕💕💕
My pregnant cousin called last night saying her baby wanted shawarma, and I was like “this unborn child is already billing 😂” Guess what? After eating shawarma, she called this morning,baby girl is here!
the first date I went on was in a park and I told him that there's a small possibility of me being bisexual. He told me to wait and got me a hibiscus flower because he remembered they were bisexual too, the cutest thing anyone has ever done for me 😭🩷
share a piece of lore about your dating life
I'm 26 now and i still remember the things people said to me when i was 10. That's why it's so important to be careful what you say around kids because those words stay with them for life.
After my youngest daughter fixed my computer, I overheard her talking with one of her friends saying it was just an "ID ten T error. They both starting laughing. Not wanting to appear dumb, I walked away and wrote down the code. ID10T. She was never my favorite kid anyway.