Village Idiot
@OldGoatDavid
I’m fluent in Facetious.
Jack of all trades Queen chasing bard King of the road & Aces high Joker, wild card 🃏
When #tears are in your eyes I will dry them all I’m on your side — Simon & Garfunkel #vss365
Can the autocorrection please stop? It’s really imitating! 😖
What is your judgment when I leave spaces while using the slash symbol to divide two / words?
Men at Work was the first concert that I ever attended. Hopefully it won’t be my last. 🤞
I’m thinking about becoming a beer vendor at the amphitheater when I retire. Seems like a good way to get to attend more concerts.
A lot of greyhairs at the Toto / Men at Work concert tonight (myself included).
I went to a funeral on Saturday with less than 50 people in attendance. A much greater man than Ozzy, imo. #ex-father-in-law
Everyone has had roaches 🪳🪳🪳 in their house, but have you ever had scorpions 🦂🦂?