Blockhead

another unknown artist pays to put work onchain you know their art will never be bought, or even seen, considering your only users are other hopeless artists but who cares? justifying raising millions to toil in the jungles of Brooklyn and Venice Beach is the real masterpiece

you almost feel bad knowing their fate. where can they go? buy a penthouse in NYC? security is only as good as the doorman making entry level tech money or the private outfit you hire from 9 - 9 a ranch in the hills? villa in Spain? conoces a los vecinos?

post about how Hulk Hogan was evil and how he’s definitely in H*ll but that would mean every spineless worm who wrote at Gawker is getting leg dropped for eternity, brother

seeing a bum shit himself and you remember that Mysterious Anon who turned out to be a coward that raised too much and soft rugged

“Why is Hollywood dying?” explain to your wife whose family worked skilled manual labor for decades that the people who get paid $20 an hour to restock the drink fridge need collective bargaining

make sure to call it performance art before the investigation starts

you’re saying the Milady schizo turned out to be a pathetic trust funder who never grew up enough to shake dad’s constant buoy of disapproval in an otherwise empty ocean of privilege? who could have predicted this?

when you launch your rug, don’t read the comments on the podcast or you’ll need to figure out how much to set aside for security for the rest of your life

you shed a tear, not because another childhood hero died but because the next generation will grow up looking up to YouTubers addicted to nitrous oxide

“this is fireeeee” you comment on zoomer marketing slop, depicting a fictional world with eye contact but it won’t be the zoomers using stealth recording glasses, just perverts and police this is why no one calls it Canadian Dynamism

post about being blessed to work in the quiet of the early morning at 9:32 am

A24 is amazing, at finding directors with Private School Pedophile Energy who hate their audiences of 40 year old Bernie Bros as much as they hate themselves

when she believes you invented a coffee and cigarette in the morning, it might be time to rethink things

bet you’re regretting not selling those pictures with your feet covered in “lotion” for 0.1 BTC now

another airdrop you missed

poverty is great opsec

she posted a video from a boat? well, maybe her and her friends saved up and rented it. even though they don’t have jobs or cars. and you didn’t know she used men’s deodorant, you didn’t zoom in on the bathroom pic to look.

for the first time in 100 years, the number of illiterate millionaires in the US is increasing

a Euro selling state secrets for a 0.25 acre parcel in Southern Idaho with above ground pool and air conditioning

you can complain about people in crypto building casinos, but the real extractors are the spiritual Brooklynites telling everyone they’re a creator so they’ll pay to post more worthless slop onchain