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JUST IN: Jup Studio's $uranus crosses $62.86M cap (+230% in 24h) with $17.7M volume. Their Solana launchpad share briefly topped 4%, hitting third place.
JUST IN: $ETH's 10th anniversary livestream starts July 30 at 14:30 UTC. The commemorative Torch NFT gets burned during the event, unlocking a 24-hour window for free minting of the legacy version.
JUST IN: Binance Alpha airdrop starts today at 3PM UTC — 200 points minimum required. First-come claims until pool empties. Token TBA.
JUST IN: $ZORA jumps 86% in 24hrs to $0.08, hitting a new all-time high above $0.086. Market cap sits at $282M. Binance added USDT-margined perpetuals this week.
JUST IN: $ZORA TVL surpasses $100M. Contracts hit $2.21B volume (+397%) with $106M open interest (+196%). Price at $0.074, up 60% in 24h. $7M liquidations (96% shorts) rank 3rd behind $BTC & $ETH. Binance funding rate -0.27%, whale ratio 0.98.
JUST IN: Eddie "Ma Ji" Huang's $ETH + $HYPE longs are green but $PUMP drags total floating loss to $4.22M (down from $8M+). Holds $141.4M across three tokens on Hyperliquid.
JUST IN: Whale drops 4.56M USDC into HyperLiquid, opening 3x long on $BNB while shorting $SOL (20x leverage) and $ZORA (3x). Full send mode activated.
JUST IN: $PUMP up nearly 20% in 1H, hitting $10.48B market cap. Pump comes as pump.fun's rumored volume incentives (paid in $PUMP) gain steam.
JUST IN: James Wynn's 10x $PEPE long is up $180K (account: $450K). Position at $4.7M would liquidate at $0.012054. After 5 straight BTC/$PEPE liquidations, he's rolling the dice again.
JUST IN: $LIBRA advisor Hayden Davis acknowledges token as "unsecured meme asset with no intrinsic value" in court filings. 500k $USDC moved to Kraken during meeting with Pres. Milei in January. $280M frozen, manipulation hearing set for Aug 19.
JUST IN: Gemini's Tyler Winklevoss says $JPM suspended their reconnection process after he called out its "anti-competitive" bank data policy. Claims retaliation over tweets that "hit them where it hurts," notes banking ties were already shaky in 2023 reports.
JUST IN: Ethena-linked address moved 150M $ENA ($77.35M) to Binance and Bybit in 5 days since reserve announcement. Last deposit happened 2 hours ago.
JUST IN: $TOTAKEKE briefly touched $15M market cap, now at $12.97M. Up 420% in 24h with $5.8M volume. Partners with BSC meme project $CHEEMS.
JUST IN: Ika ($IKA) launched on Gate Launchpad with $108M raised in first hour. Users can sub via USD1 or GT—allocation’s first-come, first-served. Total supply: 2B tokens.
JUST IN: Pudgy Penguins CEO confirms Dec '23 company acquisition—community speculates OpenSea. $PENGU up 13.44% to $0.0426 as rumors spread.
JUST IN: Solana-based $MEMECOIN briefly broke $0.05, now at $0.049. 23.8% daily, 5325% weekly. $49.15M market cap, $17.07M volume.
JUST IN: New wallet scooped up 13,696.8 $ETH ($49.97M) fresh from Galaxy. Now sitting on 100,972 $ETH worth $375.74M total.
JUST IN: Trader Eugene says $BTC must hold above $120k to sustain momentum, with a break potentially pushing $ETH to $4k (0.03 ratio). Current range: $112k-$120k. If rejected, markets could stagnate; sub-$112k would "break the bull case." Alts losing steam.
JUST IN: Trader Eugene goes long on $ETH and $SUI, calling $3500 level "resilient enough." Position invalidated if ETH breaks below that mark – strictly a short-term play.
JUST IN: If $BTC drops below $114K, CEX long liquidations could hit $1.78B. Flips to $1.09B in short pressure if it tops $117K. Liquidation chart suggests price could swing harder at those levels.