R_A_OCTAVIUS
@OctaviusA90221
《A hustler by grassroots》 In case he trips over your inflated ego while wandering around here, do him a solid and let it slide with a chuckle!🤝
There was a ka dance style called B-Boy where the dancer be’s as if walking and breakdancing and jumpa-jumping and spinning from one position to another. Some guy called Bannet danced B-Boy from Mbarara to Kabale 😅🙌🏽
Help me with just one cup for the visitor, l will buy u 2 cups tomorrow
Dear Gents Let’s talk, When a lady visits you and stays longer than expected how do you politely ask her to leave?
To kids who had to help parents before going to school,,May Jah bless your hustles🙏
All girls who win the Miss world competitions always thank you for not participating,,giving them a chance to win
Our neighbor’s cow has accidentally swallowed a ladder. Now it is climbing 😅🙌🏽
12 hour car ride, you can only listen to 3. Who are you picking?
Despite of everything, Men have beautiful hearts and genuine love. If a man decides to love you, he will always show up and try harder just to see you happy❤️
Tips on How to Survive Kampala Thieves 1. Always keep some cash with you. Most of them don’t understand or accept Visa cards. 2. If you're attacked, let them take everything without resistance. 3. Don’t scream or try to fight back. 4. Add yours…..
Me and my muswaswangule partying from home because we have one key😂
I bought a magic stick to tap on ladies and woo them but after several attempts it was not producing the desired magic. On the day I threw it away I saw a mad woman picking it up and she looked at me smiling 😳 When she started walking towards me I ran away as fast as I could 🤣
Watif u refuse to open for your man n they murder him at the gate n u become a widow???🤔🧐
At the office today, I decided to order 2 boiled eggs for breakfast from a hawker that stood outside our office gate. I went to the kitchen, made myself a cup of tea, and sat to enjoy the meal. Tell me why the eggs had live chicks arguing about which of them I should eat first.
We all have that one smell that instantly brings back memories from the first time you smelt it
Why does a traditional man calculate money in dollars? He should be having cowrie shells.😳
When this man keeps emphasizing “Muzaale”, he means it with passion. Yesterday, he said to me “take this $100 and tell Nalongo nti yebale Kuzaala” He then turned to me in a very assertive voice “Omwaana omuzaako ddI”?🤣🤣 Thank you so much for the support and generosity Mwami…
It was raining heavily today so I told my jaj guy "nina appointment naye enkuba etonya nnyo, tunatuka?" He said "gwe tofaayo maneja" then said only 6 Lingala words 'Lelo Makambo Lobi Makambo alleliye ehhh' then started the jaj. It was raining everywhere else except on us🙌🏾🤦🏾😂