Oliver Stirling

UK PLC? There's no such thing, and we need fewer business people in our politics, not more.

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"The policies I pushed have fucked you up royally, now we move on to the next stage of my destructive plan."

Is there another league in the entire world of sport that actively works to keep its product uncompetitive? #Isak #NUFC #PremierLeague

"We need to brutal cuts to the quality of life for poor people in Britain. It is the ONLY way to keep taxes low for millionaires."

I prefer politicians that need their salaries.

Just for the record Sesko's wage demands were enough to put off Arsenal, so I think we can park that rumour. #NUFC

"Your party"? Lmao. It'll be Corbyn's party, not yours.

"The club needs to be honest with fans, we need better communication." They've repeatedly said he's not for sale. You want them to start dancing to Twitter's tune? #NUFC

I take it Garang Kuol is shite. #NUFC

Because they hate literally everything about Britain except its fictional past.

"Riots? Don't look at me, look at who I blame. As always, I'm a victim."

Our fans going on like Wissa is a Newcastle United player. Have you learned nothing? #NUFC

Is this an actual government meme? If so, are they *TRYING* to get delivery drivers beaten up?

Talk Sport. Regurgitating the same tired, disproven talking points over & over. Get some new voices on, man. #NUFC

Funny how fans of privatised water suddenly give a shit about the law.

Maybe there’s a VIP Lane for tent manufacturers and he knows some chaps who can supply them?