Chris - Tortured Systems Engineer™️
@OPTester_Chris
Navy (ret) Surface Warfare Officer & missile defender with a side of fries. I taught Zach Mayo everything he knows. A perfectly flawed human. Opinions = my own.
I thought today would be: "Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy!" In reality, today is: "Stressy Depressy, Lemon Fricking Zesty!"
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
1. I learned to ski in Iran 2. I climbed El Capitan when I was 18 3. I survived Stage IVa renal cell carcinoma
two truths and a lie
She finally woke up… just in time for a thunderstorm!
Me trying to figure out where I can put the LEGO Neuschwanstein Castle in my collection…
Timeline cleanse because I’m tired and wee bit emotional right now, y’all.
Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on a xylophone is proof why every school needs a fully funded music program
My world is better now
Zola (aka Gorgonzola, aka ZZ Top, aka Hot Mess Express) off to have a cracked tooth removed. Be good, Zola. You may not bite the cute vet techs or the nice veterinarian.
Zola (aka Gorgonzola, aka ZZ Top, aka Hot Mess Express) off to have a cracked tooth removed. Be good, Zola. You may not bite the cute vet techs or the nice veterinarian.
Lemon Poppyseed Bread, anyone? Anyone? No takers? Then it’s all mine…
It’s amazing how much of nature can be found just across the street from where I live: - Northern Spring Peeper - A variety of birds can be heard - A Great Blue Heron - Black-furred Bed Hog Counter Surfer
I have been taking portion control tips from @MAGTravF
This little shit likes spicy bird seed…
There are two movies that need a sequel in my book: Master & Command (would accept a prequel in lieu of a sequel) And… The Last Starfighter If I ever had billion dollars, I would take care of my kids, do some philanthropy, and make those two movies.
GREETINGS STARFIGHTER