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The perfect career path doesn’t exi…
Normalize answering emails from your MD
what opinion about sex will have you like this
The last thing the Midwest rollup management sees before being told their redundant
Good luck hacking my Shift F2 comment boxes
TLDR the Tea app stores everyone's photo and ID enuncrypted in a public firebase storage bucket. Hahahahahah. Was this vibe coded?
When the MDs roll up to their first site visit
One tried to stimulate the economy. The other actually did
POV: Sydney Sweeney did an ad campaign for a company in your portfolio
Sydney Sweeney after reviving yet another dead American company
Effective immediately, Kalshi and xAI are partnering to bring Grok to prediction markets. Two of the fastest growing companies in America are now on the same team. @xAI 🤝 @Kalshi
The game done changed. RIP mainstream media
Effective immediately, Kalshi and xAI are partnering to bring Grok to prediction markets. Two of the fastest growing companies in America are now on the same team. @xAI 🤝 @Kalshi
Sydney Sweenomics
The Sydney Sweeney Economy is booming. Dr. Squatch— • Launches Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap • Bought by Unilever one month later American Eagle— • Launches Sydney Sweeney ad campaign • Shares pop 11% at the open • Adds $200 million in market cap
SCOOP: As part of its turnaround effort, Moelis has partnered with Sydney Sweeney on a work-life balance ad campaign. More details to come.
If you’re a guy looking to date , pivot to AI
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
My MD just sent our MBA associate home for coming into the office in American Eagle jeans today.
If your stock is down, try this simple trick: 1) Say AI as many times as humanly possible on your earnings call 2) Put Sydney Sweeney in your ad
Uber will let women drivers and riders request to avoid being paired with men starting next month