inVOLuntary Exile 🍊🏈⚾🏀

My whole heart.🧡🧡 My love.

My oldest just showed up to my place half drunk and with a large pizza,asking if I want pizza for breakfast. Me: WTF , pizza this early? thats insane, but yes, I will take a slice for breakfast 🤭

When they killed that dude's wife and said he couldn't sue them because she signed up for Disney+

“My dog brought a new friend home”

🚨 HERO ALERT: Meet Derrick Perry, the GOOD GUY with a firearm who helped subdue the Walmart mass st*bbing suspect in Traverse City, Michigan, until police arrived, per local reports. Give this man the recognition his actions deserve. Good men who are armed save lives. H/t…

Good morning beautiful people

I know better than to argue with people on Twitter, but I did it anyways. What did @Zepp_once_more say yesterday about being old enough to know better? Apparently I'm in the same boat. 😂

Your actions towards things can affect others. What you say or do can implicate your friends, it's called Guilty By Association. If you can't think about how it can tie to others, when why should they think about you and be a part of something that you never gave a thought to

The amount of people willing to die on a hill that they're wrong about is astounding

Being fat and lonely must be pretty nice. Imagine getting $45 of Taco Bell and just wrecking it while watching YouTube in bed. Super legit.

Or maybe just don't stick your dick in married coworkers while you have a wife at home too?

Imagine having your tits out on the TL and still being ignored lmfao

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When I accidentally click on a live with 2 viewers and the guy starts thanking me for joining his live

It starts with an H and we all HATE it!

Herpes

what hailey bieber sees every night before bed

rage bait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

I like to remind people of this every so often, so here's my reminder. Aaron Rodgers is a bitch.