Nuclearislav “Redd Alert” Altmeyerivic, MBA
@NukeAltmeyeIL
ball knower and smooch connoisseur
I’m sick rn. So sick that AJ Redd didn’t get more minutes. Put him in and watch him soar
In the offseason I’m a Big Dik Vik enthusiast. Man can that guy golf #MCTGG
Nukey didn’t forget about yall. Nukey is studying like a mongrel for his CPA. Nukey misses his burner buddies like @Ponchonis
Brett is 2-0 against the shitty effeminate conference in the last 6 months
Yes I do and the SEC was an awesome experience and extremely tough before today’s rules. And also remember going 3-1 vs Ole Miss during that time 🤷♂️
Illini Twitter would troll Canada a new one (besides Will Riley and family, we love you guys)
Woke up this morning more proud than ever to be an American. All of Canada got baited by Hugh last night. DALLAS!! #TexasHockey
Gonna take a summer hiatus for twitter to study for the CPA. Stick around, Nukey Alt will be back
CFB SEASON PREVIEWS: Illinois Fighting Illini - Bret Bielema enters year 5 as HC. Aaron Henry enters year 3 as the DC and Barry Lunney Jr. enters year 4 as OC at Illinois. - Illinois returns 76% of last year’s production which ranks them 3rd in the nation according to Bill…
OFFICIAL: WR Pat Bryant has signed his rookie contract. Let's get to work, @duvalpat3! 📰 » buff.ly/Ls4H5vA
There’s enough high level magisterial teaching for a Catholic to comfortably stand firm in opposing mass migration and such, so I don’t really care what this Pope believes about such tertiary matters of political prudence. If, contra Francis, he can shift the primary focus of the…
CUBS WS 2025
ABC News is reporting that Pope Leo XIV, Robert Prevost, is a Chicago Cubs fan. @CHGO_Cubs
Habemus Papam! We have a Pope! The Cardinals gathered in the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel have elected Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost as the 267th Pope, who took the name Pope Leo XIV.
Jayson Tatum late in close games CC: @gus_tingus @altmyer_9 @The_SPORTS_DR @warchantguy @Oskee_ILL @DaddyBalkanBrad @AngryILL @orlandoaburner @GeoffABurner
Update: Nukey did in fact not get play on cinco de mayo, therefore it is a fake news “holiday”
Nukey might get some play on Cinco De Mayo
Carrie Underwood plz #shrink your lips (still a hard 🪵)
Think if you’re the cubs you have to think about trading an outfield prospect for pitching/a 3rd baseman. You’d think Tucker and PCA will man 2 spots out there for the next decade and Happ for at least the next half decade. Don’t wanna logjam a guy into never seeing the field
Nukey might get some play on Cinco De Mayo