Nugs
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I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good
I hate vacuuming but hand me one of these and I’ll be at it for hours

You never truly stop playing RuneScape you just take really long breaks
Not a foot guy at all but those are some of the most ideal feet I’ve ever seen. They remind me of Isabelle Corey’s in 1956’s Bob le Flambeur. Again not a foot guy just an admirer of beauty.
I don’t even know what I did
Who's that one person whose block you'd consider a badge of honor?
When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet

Scientists hate me because with 1 simple trick I can stop a woman’s period for 9 months
“How did you know I was Somalian?”
Omar Fateh is running for Minneapolis mayor to raise the minimum wage by over $4 over a few years, freeze rent, and ‘Trump-proof’ the city.