Nojeem ‘Nudge’ Yusuf
@NudgeTM
Tax & Accounting | Nigerian expat living in the UK
To whom it may concern: I am a ‘very’ Ijebu man. Rest the DMs.
The ‘t’ in WhatsApp isn’t silent, and the ‘s’ is pronounced as ‘s’, not ‘z’.
‘God gave us mosquitos for a reason. Thou shall not modify the gene just because you want to stop malaria’ 😄
CRISPR can stop malaria spread by editing a single gene in mosquitos engt.co/4kXoXIW
We are healthier and live longer than our ancestors. I thank God for granting scientists the wisdom to develop life saving drugs. P.S: Your great granny who lived to 120 was only an exception. Many of her peers died when they were much younger.
Not ashamed to say I don’t know what cookies are. I just always accept them.😂
The ignorance being broadcast on WhatsApp is unbelievable. P.S: Before you think of correcting me, the past tense of broadcast is still broadcast, not broadcasted
Genetically modified foods, whether from plants or animals, are still creations of God. “It is He who produces gardens… and [also] the date palm, crops of different shape and taste… and cattle of various kinds.” Qur’an 6:141
The poor don’t like the rich. Of course, there are exceptions. PS: I am neither rich nor poor.
Another example of how to lie with statistics. In the last 5 years, Nigeria’s passport has steadily offered access visa-free access to only 45/46. So, in reality, nothing has changed. Yes, ranking has improved and that’s mainly because some countries previously ahead of us now…
The Nigerian passport has recorded its highest ranking in five years, rising to 88th place out of 199 in the latest Henley Passport Index released on July 18. The index is updated regularly based on exclusive data from the International Air Transport Authority (IATA) and expert…
Six of the Noblest Remembrances After the Book of Allah – Easy Yet Magnificent in Reward! Shaykh Sulayman Ar-Ruhayli حفظه الله
I’m sure they know they don’t have the power to abolish anything. An Eze in any part of South-East Nigeria doesn’t have more authority than an Eze in the diaspora. None of them have executive powers; it’s only a voluntary association based on shared ethnicity. Same with other…
South-East Traditional Rulers Council Abolishes "Eze Ndigbo" Title for Igbo Leaders In Diaspora | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/4kHsZoN
If someone owes you money and hasn’t paid, that’s not an offence. It’s a civil matter; your best option is to sue them in a civil court to recover your money. But if you harass or publicly threaten them in an attempt to force repayment, you might be committing a criminal…
If you’ve read about Oliver Cromwell, do you think he was a hero or a villain?
Smartsheet or Microsoft Planner or something else, which do you prefer for project management? Me: I prefer Planner for short projects, but Smartsheet when things get complex.
Born to immigrant parents, yet he’s the Mayor of London. Maybe one day we can replicate this in Lagos; one of Nigeria’s two truly cosmopolitan cities. Abuja, the other, is already there.
This is Lagos 🇳🇬 Africa’s cultural capital - from Nollywood to Afrobeats to fashion. I’m here to deepen our cultural ties and celebrate what unites us.
Iru iro ni iborun. Iro = Buọda Bayọ Iborun = Buọda Bọla A o ni ri ju bayii lọ ni aṣalẹ yii. Oniroyin yin ni Ọlaṣubomi ti ẹ mọ si Awujalẹ ilu Cambridge.
If you hire a friend and they consistently underperform, fire them before they drag you down. That’s how to be a good friend 😎