Nicklaus Gaut
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Writer @RotoBaller and @RotoGraphs Point league lothario and 1x FSWA award-loser. Cosmere aware
I like to imagine Jay Jaffe (presumably in a smoking jacket) settling down to write yet another scholarly think-piece but then slamming his tumbler of scotch down in anger after seeing all of the Marty Jannetty images recently uploaded to our server. fantasy.fangraphs.com/nicklaus-gauts…
All your waiver-wire needs for Week 17 of #fantasybaseball. Only @RotoBaller @RotoBallerMLB rotoballer.com/points-league-…
Week 16 waiver wire hitters in #fantasybaseball, only @RotoBaller @RotoBallerMLB rotoballer.com/h2h-points-lea…
Good morning! Last article for the week here, looking at starting pitchers on the waiver wire. rotoballer.com/starting-pitch…
My most recent waiver wire piece on starting pitchers. Check out @RotoBallerMLB for great baseball content! rotoballer.com/starting-pitch…
All of your hitting needs for Week 14 of the #fantasybaseball season. Only @RotoBaller @RotoBallerMLB rotoballer.com/h2h-points-lea…
The best hitters to pickup for Week 13 of #fantasybaseball, only @RotoBaller @RotoBallerMLB rotoballer.com/h2h-points-lea…
F*#%! Losing a pet is always awful but the kids being 7 & 8 takes it to new levels of brutality
Points League Hitters: Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups for Week 10 (June 2 - June 8) (via @Nt_BurtReynolds) rotoballer.com/h2h-points-lea…
Why are little league concession stand burgers always so good?
It's what "The Tin Diesel Man" carries, you silly busters:
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Hitters to pick up in points leagues (via @Nt_BurtReynolds) rotoballer.com/points-league-…
Our group is dressing up as Wizard of Oz characters for the school trivia night fundraiser and I’m supposed to be the Tin Man. Unbeknownst to them, I’m actually going as “Tin Diesel” and it’s going to be so goddamned funny
PSA: Literally some of the worst “parenting” advice I’ve ever read. Sweet lord I hope this joke of an account doesn’t actually have kids because if so, those poor bastards should just start therapy now
PSA If your son was dismissed from his high school team for missing the teams spring break tournament, to go on vacation (beach trip, etc.). Do this. Call the school's athletic director or principal and request a meeting. Tell them it's important. At the meeting, tell them how…
Please remember that @UnderdoggMLB is a fake account that retweets real things from @UnderdogMLB but also fake things like Roki Sasaki being injured. It is run by a sad little man who gets sad little pleasures from doing sad little things, trying to fill his big sad brain hole
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This list makes my pant tight
5⃣ "boring" SPs getting no love: Tanner Houck Reese Olson Nathan Eovaldi Nestor Cortes Ranger Suarez Don't forget about them