Not Josh Firestine
@Not_Firestine
I am totally NOT Josh Firestine. That guys sucks butts.
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The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
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It’s called the Dunning Kruger Effect
what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing
I think dying is the most Metal thing someone could do. Thanks for the music and your reality show, Ozzy.
I need people like this to continue existing so that I feel like my own existence is worth something
Yikes... 😬
Someone alert the Ministry of Misinformation
I love San Diego but the Mexican food here is relentlessly disappointing.
Governors Comedy Club tonight at 8:00 PM! where’s the best place to get a slice on Long Island?
Idk if you heard, but the LA Sheriff’s office is invading Poland, France, Denmark, Norway, Belgium, Russia, and Africa, destroying them, stealing assets, and implementing socialism while murdering and torturing Jews. We must stand up to them. I bet they save child sex Slaves…
This ain't 1930s Germany motherfuckers. This is how we treat Nazis in America: Trump's masked Nazis tried to kidnap some people in Los Angeles — and got their asses handed to them by patriots in the community who have the backs of their fellow neighbors.
It’s crazy that games against the Colorado Rockies count as actual games.
More people need to share stories like this so everyone can see the real life experience of people living in increasingly socialist societies.
We were in Colorado last week and I was struck by what is now an enormous disparity in wealth between the US and the UK. Spent a couple of nights in a cabin in an RV park - it had pools, slides, mini golf etc, fun for the kids. But the place was packed with RVs worth hundreds…
I can’t wait to see you tonight, Hartford! But if any of you jerks thank me for my service I’m gonna roast the crap out of you in front of everyone! Tickets - etix.com/ticket/p/45430…
I don’t like talking politics with strangers because it’s uncomfortable & I’m afraid of confrontation. But if your family of 14 is standing around in the middle of the airport terminal, blocking the walkway. I am 250% going to yell “yeah please block the whole terminal with…
Summer Shows! Come party, Y’all! After the shows, I’m selling soap made with drops of my bath water. I’m the Sydney Sweeney of C-List Comedians.
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Joey Chestnut ate 70.5 hot dogs in 10 minutes to claim his 17th Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest title!
This clickbait congresswoman is as phony as turkey bacon “Come hell or high water, I’m going to do my job. Also there won’t be any hell or high waters. Just some waiting around at work.” If you’re the only person wearing pajamas to work, you’re not one of the best employees.
Come hell or high water, we were showing up to vote on the Big, Beautiful Bill today.