S Woolley Kimball 🇵🇸🇮🇱🇨🇭

I require one of three simple things to interact with me on Twitter: 1) Be funny 2) Be interesting 3) Be intelligent My focus has narrowed and starting today, if you don’t or can’t provide one of these three things, you’re going to be blocked.

Unpopular opinion: Normalizing pre-marital sex opened the door to same-sex marriage. When sacred acts intended for marriage became acceptable outside of marriage, all social and religious norms were opened to human interpretation.

Joseph Smith accomplished more than any mortal man could have accomplished in so short a time. During his 38 and a half years of life, Joseph Smith was a man of the frontier—young, emotional, dynamic, and so loved and approachable by the people that they often called him…

Sounds like a job for #deznat.

There is absolutely no reason, ever, under any circumstance, on any level, to take authoritative, doctrinal guidance from anyone, on any gospel subject, who doesn’t hold the title of Apostle. I can’t make this more clear.

After prayerful consideration I am blessed to announce that I am committing to The University of Idaho after serving The Lord on a 2 year mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.✌️‘s ⬆️ @alaqcfootball @mxrd15 @CoachTFord @PatriotsDC @Manuch1580 @CoachRWinkler

Man radiates what he is, and that radiation affects to a greater or less degree every person who comes within that radiation. — David O. McKay, General Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, April 1950 archive.org/details/confer…

When we take upon ourselves the name of Jesus Christ at baptism, we join Him in His work. To make the Savior's work our work, we focus on His purposes, keep His commandments, and love one another. Doing our part is simpler than we might imagine because we need not bring…

If a 14 year old says you have an “incredible aura” is that a good or bad thing? 😂😂😂

My new business grand opening is next week. Come see us!

Man, exmos and the other various enemies of the Church are going to be so mad if they ever figure out how “racist” Moses was.

Buddy, I have multiple scratches and at least three dents in my truck FROM MY KIDS WHO DON’T EVEN DRIVE.

From David McCay huh? Wow.

I don’t care what you spend your money on, but as for me and my house, we will not be spending more than 15K on a family rig that my kids will have looking like a rolling dumpster after 3 months.

Hey Siri, who wrote the scriptures?

“You may in time of trouble think that you are not worth saving because you have made mistakes, big or little, and you think you are now lost. That is never true! Only repentance can heal what hurts. But repentance can heal what hurts, no matter what it is.” Boyd K Packer

Whatever Rice Eccles seats, BYU should make it ~EXACTLY~ double.

Me walking into the ward potluck without bringing anything.

i think everyone should just post the swimsuits they wear.

Justice for Kev.