Not Wes
@NotWesKushner
Chief Abuela Deporter | Not the intimacy coordinator for @A24
My foid? Blonde. My coca cola? Diet. My tennis? The.
Donald in the 90s drinking coke while watching the tennis 🇺🇸
In 25 years of playing pokemon, I've only ever once come across a shiny in the wild.
share a piece of pokémon lore about yourself
r/thedonald days 🫡
It's hard to believe, but Reddit once had thriving rightwing communities before the purges.
The rise of vulgarity while everyone becomes complete prudes around actual sex or depictions of it Very strange
Hibachi has come a long away since the onion volcano
me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out
That's even funnier
There was a kid walking into the movie theater with his 3 friends, he was dressed as The Thing from the Fantastic Four, bald cap and everything. And his three friends were dressed normal 😕
There are people ‘on the right’ who can see a libtard gnashing his teeth like this and still think you ‘fell for it’ because of some pet issue they have that doesn’t matter.
We're paying ICE agents six-figure salaries and $50,000 bonuses — with 10,000 new hires coming. Meanwhile, we're defunding public schools while teachers quit en masse due to unlivable pay. If you follow the money, the MAGA agenda is, quite literally, violence and ignorance.
american eagle needs to delete those sydney sweeney ads. they are genuinely scary.
american eagle needs to delete those sydney sweeney ads. they are genuinely scary.
There’s a song called “famous flowers of Manhattan” about a guy who feels it would be wrong to keep seeing this woman who’s got an ambitious city life when he wants a simple country one. When I was a kid I heard it and thought it was a good love song. But as an adult I’m blown…
You need better homies. I'm always there for them when they're having a bad day. All my homies have Great Days only
If you're a dude and you're having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.
Just mow your fucking lawn, dork
My neighbor: “your yard is getting a little unruly” Me: “oh I’m sorry, I only work 70 hour weeks with one day off. I haven’t had the time with it being 700 degrees out” My neighbor: “you should really take care of it before someone complains” Me: “yeah wouldn’t want some…
It’s just like how ARFID people can always tolerate chicken nuggets but can’t eat a vegetable.
How come Pedro Pascal never gets anxiety around Bella Ramsey?
“Batman, I have it set up so that every participant in the hoop ball game will die!” “NO! THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO DIE AFTER THE GAME!”
Every day there’s some headline like: “BREAKING: Taliban no longer eligible for Medicaid.”
🚨 It has now come out that American taxpayer dollars have been withdrawn from 400 medical facilities in Afghanistan under President Trump. They got entirely defunded.
Did you know about this movie, anon? you pay for Amazon prime and never watch anything in theaters so I assume its in your queue for day 1 right? No? You haven't even heard of it?
