Tim Curry
@NotTheTimCurry
Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Absolutely not dead yet. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.
If I RT someone on here, please don't take that as your cue to start being an absolute dick to them on my behalf. I add commentary in an attempt to raise a smile or gently pull folk up on self-indulgent fuckery. We're all guilty of a lack of awareness now and again - play nice.
Ah 14 years since I last knew true peace. Anyways lol this place is a shithole as of late. Join me on that one about sky I guess if you want idgaf xxx #MyXAnniversary
Well thank goodness for that. As to why you felt the need to tell everyone - one assumes the rest of your scrap book pages are stuck together?
I've never come across this photo of Tim Curry before!
Ah the ‘is Rocky Horror problematic’ chat. Through a 2024 lens - of course it is. But babies, being gay was *illegal* in England 6 years before Rocky was first staged in ‘73. It was brave, bold & brilliant for its time. Look beyond the end of your own nose, just briefly. Please.
I wasn’t planning to but might do now just for the lolz.
I've never come across this photo of Tim Curry before!
If someone claims to first remember me from The Evening Standard dated 23/01/74 wearing a Saint Laurent black velvet jacket that cost £81, with a £10.50 shirt from Johnson & Johnson on Kensington Market and a moss-green velvet bow as photographed by Roy Jones. Call the police.
I’ve come to find that deciding whether someone is serious or not based on where they first remember Tim Curry from is a pretty decent shorthand…
Darlings, what ever happened to minding your own fucking business? Have you considered reading a book? Going outside? Eating an apple? Just like, shutting the fuck up? Chrissssst.
Oh darling, you’ve not been told to fuck off enough and it shows ❤️
Your friend’s girl sounds DELECTABLE.
My friend's girl looks like tim curry in drag I'll never be able to take her seriously what the fuck is this
Despite the fact so many of you creepy fucks insist on calling me Daddy, I haven’t awoken to a single card or gift.
Good Morning, Babies! If you loved reading my story from last night you’re going to simply adore this one from 2020. The link under the tweet has since expired so I have uploaded it here: tinyurl.com/4fvy5jjt
I've finally decided to share why I turned down the role of Dumbledore. Buckle up because it's a long story...
I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. shorturl.at/nENOY
Please. I beg. I.
If I see that fucking supermarket shelf with the fucking bottles of fucking curry sauce with a phone next to them with a fucking photo of me on the fucking screen one more fucking time. I'm gonna start swearing. StoP.