DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough

This teams recent success can be attributed to a number of people. James Jones. Monty Williams. Chris Paul. Devin Booker. Definitely Not Ryan McDonough.

The 2025 world happiness report says that the happiest people under 30 live in Lithuania, Israel, and SERBIA

I sucked at Goldeneye but replace that with MarioKart64 or Super Smash Bros and yup perfect sleepover. Before the N64 at sleepovers it was the Sega genesis and we would always watch the 90s Mortal Kombat and then play Mortal Kombat 3 all night. Go out in the yard and play fight

Suns haven't been athletic since like 2006 so this is interesting

This would be a cool painting. My wife loves ducks, and we both love the Sopranos, and she's from North Jersey. Yep. I think im gonna commission a painting of this.

My Cam Payne Haboob meme was shown on the post game show several times, and for awhile there some people who didnt interact with me actually thought maybe I was actually Ryan McDonough, like Espo during the Sunny awards one year

South Park pulled zero punches on Trump holy hell

Book/Green/Brooks/Kuminga/Williams Is a pretty solid starting 5. Shams says Suns have made an offer for him. I would not hate this. We'd end up with Book plus solid players at all positions, with Green and Kuminga being the 2nd and 3rd scorers. Not bad.

(I actually sort of expect the Suns to be a play-in team)

Devin Booker is set to take over as the Suns’ full-time starting point guard next season, per @Gambo987 (h/t @esidery)

If this dude Blessing in Dexter: Resurrection dies I cant be held responsible for my actions

Now that Colbert is no longer doing the late night show, bring back Colbert Report where he pretends to be a conservative the whole time. While you're at it, have Jon Stewart do the daily show full time again. Need that duo of shows back in my life.

Dammit, I argued on Twitter for a second. Tomorrow im gonna pull up the thread and have my wife push my face into the phone and rub it in it and say "Bad! NO!"

Considering the Suns dont really have a real good option to start at PF, im a little surprised at the negative view of trying to get Kuminga. Seen "get a PG" but Jalen Green was the centerpiece of the KD trade. They arent getting a starting PG. Any they get will be a bench player

I think one of the funniest things about Shane Gillis is when really dumb people think he's a conservative because they're incapable of understanding irony and sarcasm

REPORT: Bradley Beal is OUT for the Clippers’ home opener. (Via @ChrisBHayne)

"Its immature to be mad KD did his utmost to get the Suns the shittiest return in a trade he could, or that Bradley Beal shot down any attempt to trade him so that the Suns had to take 20 mil in dead cap space every year for the next half decade" Bro, fan is short for fanatic

Never once has the youtube person saying "like and subscribe" had an effect on me liking and subscribing or not

I should attempt not to let the 425 degree oven close on my arm next time

Please bring back CP3. Fuck Gambo. We demand CP3