Eric the Deep State Operative

I was on Parler, posing as a MAGA around the time of January 6th. There was a lot of very scary stuff happening on there. I shared a lot of it at the time. I figure I'll post some of the more eyebrow-raising ones here to remind people of just what was going on then. /thread

"Mama, I'm Coming Home" has been playing in my head non-stop for the last 24 hours. And it shows no signs of slowing down.

When Trump is gone, don't let any of his currently loyal sycophants try to claim that supporting him was a temporary lapse in judgement. It wasn't. They were showing their true colors.

That's right, folks! Tinyhands is such a good deakmaker, that now the insurance companies have to pay you to take their products!

"I don't want to be ruled by the elite. That's why I voted for a billionaire who was born into wealth and privilege that I will never know. And cheered when he installed a bunch of other billionaires into the Cabinet." -MAGA

Times have changed and times are strange Here I come but I ain't the same Mama, I'm coming home

Trump could hold a press conference wearing nothing but a filled diaper, and the press would hold round robin discussions of his unorthodox sartorial choice.

Trump could roast and eat a baby on live television, and the press would ask him if he read Jonathan Swift.

I can't wait to see footage of Republican town halls during this recess. Probably only two or three Reps will have the guts to hold town halls, but still.

In the future, my child will bring their kids to a museum that will warn them about what's happening right now, in the hopes that it never happens again.

Choose your Own Adventures were nuts. They'd try to trick you about which choice was good. They'd be like "Do you want to have ice cream, or jump down the bottomless pit of painful death?" So you'd pick the ice cream. Turns out it was pistachio, and you have a severe nut allergy.

Hey, folks. Remember when Tinyhands believed Putin over his own Intelligence agencies? Well, get ready for the thrilling sequel!

Well, at least with the House going in recess, Republican representatives will have plenty of time to talk to their constituents in town halls... Oh, wait.

Typical Cut and Run Republicans.

I just had to pass a test to prove I'm human. Looks like I'm pissing someone off. Good.

That did my heart good.

Yeah, I got someone angry. Hilarious.

So far as I can tell, Obama hasn't said a single word about Trump's most recent attempt to smear him. Which, in my humble, is the smartest thing he could do. Don't even acknowledge it.