@Nostradonny

I am in competition with no one. I am simply just trying to be better than I was yesterday.

A few months back, CBS was readying for another season of After Midnight (Taylor decided to move on). Do you think they’d be prepping for Season 3 of their 12:30 show if they were going to cancel their 11:30 lead in?

This isn’t the only lamented CBS death on July 17. One was natural, the more recent one was man-made. And Cronkite is spinning in his grave.

Sure the new Tesla Diner will be hot like the other Musk products

How do you have catchers interference if you didn't swing?!?!? #redsox

MY MOM SENDS THIS TO PEOPLE WHEN SHE DOOR DASHES 😭😭

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top five times you almost died.

ppl forget there was no glasses when a lot of myths and biblical stories were written…mfs had astigmatism talkin about there’s an angel right there 😹😹😹

I guess this whole time we just needed a kiss cam on Epstein’s island

what are some beginner concerts for someone just getting into cheating

The C in CBS stands for cuck

Superman: I'm gonna turn myself in. Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. Lois: it’s just a dog Superman: I know. And he’s not even a very good one. But he’s alone… and he’s probably scared

Coldplay should out people at every concert and say that they've just been Coldplayed

Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

Donald Trump is a pedophile

i want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that i am funny

Are you sure?

Let us know when he’s locked up.

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.