NoLiTa Guy
@NoLiTaGuy
Trading Exotics for my (ex) frats social fund. 16/16 on first dates, 1.5/16 on getting it up. Titos and Soda, HS lax and salt water guy. The new SoHo
Resume Interests: Football, Lawn Games, Cigarettes, the market and making girls laugh on dates
She wasn't here today. Just know, I will find you.
To the ridiculously hot girl on the subway platform today, 1) I hope equity sales is great. I don't know a man who wouldn't buy from a siren like you 2) I will now be getting up 15 min early and hoping to run into you everyday
To the ridiculously hot girl on the subway platform today, 1) I hope equity sales is great. I don't know a man who wouldn't buy from a siren like you 2) I will now be getting up 15 min early and hoping to run into you everyday
One of the least mature things about me is that I love every waitress I have and think they love me back
Moving my gooning lotion from my bedside table to my dresser in case a girl comes home with me tonight #ManifestIt
Just checked out my own profile on the Tea App. Few highlights: - massive dick - going to be really successful -incredibly witty - can't believe he left. Thought he was the one - honest, loyal and most importantly kind
Found my freshman year of high school love of my life on hinge. She moved after being best friends for a year, but openly loved me. Was fun being a part of this dating scene, but I'll quote tweet this when we are married in 5 years #HangingUpTheCleats
Meeting girls at bars and telling them I work at HIMCO this weekend **Hartford Investment Management Company
Unclear if this is a notably safe subway rn or if someone just got stabbed. Leaning towards recent assault
Asked a girl to Zelle me and it came from her dads account. Might have to pivot to her being Wednesday's date and change the course of my life
Me walking into my big boy job and telling my boss it was a pretty relaxed weekend and I feel ready for the week
What's up with Mormon girls being really hot blondes with good frequency? There is something fishy going on there
Yoooo what's up guys, she texted first, so count me out for any post game plans because I will be laughing and cuddling. We can chill Sunday if you want to tho #SexInTheCity
If a girl messages first on hinge it will never be an exciting opportunity. Just from my data set, but think this is pervasive
Really drunk in an uber trying to tweet something good and I got nada. Thank you for following me #DangNabbit
He orders a slice, girl orders two and he tells her that he is in a cut. Cut more pillsbury boy. She's already banging you
Quick update: NolitaGuy just opened another giggle factory in Fidi. Not sure she could've said thank you more times than she did. #BuyADrink #ChangeALife P.S. We remain undefeated, but she also kinda sucked, which is unfortunate
Took a step back from the dating game for 2 months. Might've been a case of the yips, idk. We are back tonight. Typical pre date 3 shot mixie has been upgraded to a 5 shot. If curious, she's hot and bubbly, almost to a fault. P.S. Vegas loves the undefeated streak continuing
Took a step back from the dating game for 2 months. Might've been a case of the yips, idk. We are back tonight. Typical pre date 3 shot mixie has been upgraded to a 5 shot. If curious, she's hot and bubbly, almost to a fault. P.S. Vegas loves the undefeated streak continuing