Niecy O'Keeffe
@NiecyOKeeffe
Freelance journalist. Shortlisted for Seán Ó Faoláin Prize, Longlisted for The Fish Publishing Award. Ether Books Writer of the Year. Bit sweary. 🐝🧏♀️
I’m home for the weekend and I hear my Mum shouting up the stairs at me, roaring ‘Come here, quick!’ My heart drops, thinking my Dad (who has been poorly) has keeled over or something. I belt down, expecting the worst. Reason? She found a potato that looks like a smug hedgehog.


Reupping this. Please sign and share to save beautiful Lauren. 🐾
Guys, please sign. Look at the state of her. She needs proper care. Lauren needs to be in Kildare Animal Foundation.
It’s my birthday today and i’d like to ask anyone who follows me if they can spare a €1 to donate it to my lovely horse rescue. My heart is broken watching all the animal cruelty in this country donate.mylovelyhorserescue.com/one-off/
“Hiding place.” Motherfucker on the right knew exactly where she was. Staring her down like “Bitch, move. I dare you.”
Wildlife photographer Varun Aditya shot this impressive clip without flash, staying in a hiding place for 3 nights to patiently wait for the pride of Lions.
Want to send a huuuuge thank you to @Kilts4me who sent me these ADORABLE Ollie Paws that she crocheted! Aren’t they gorgeous? Such kindness. I’m going to them in a glass frame with a photo of Ollie. 🥰 Thanks, Ciara!! xx



And I blocked her. 😂 Also, this is incorrect. So. 🤷♀️
Deborah Meaden, with nearly 700,000 followers.
Woke up at 4am, lying awake wondering why Ireland doesn’t have a dedicated animal welfare branch of An Garda Síochána. We can SEE it’s badly needed. Why is there no will to implement it?! I’m thinking of writing about it. Even though, I promised myself I’d stick to features.
Once AGAIN fell asleep before 9pm last night because I am a husk. And my mentions are like whoah. 😂 I’m trying to catch up! Yours sincerely, The Human Husk.
Hi @Grok Do you know who was the most famous person (with the most followers) who visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was.
Ok. I’ll play.
Hi @Grok Do you know who was the most famous person (with the most followers) who visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was
A news report part of RTÉ's Clarity used maritime data from a company founded by two ex-Israel Defense Forces naval intelligence officers, financed by an ex-CIA director – and that works with international law enforcement and intelligence services. ontheditch.com/rte-clarity-re…
Looks like good craic though.
Walking on the Moon is HARD!
Guys, please sign. Look at the state of her. She needs proper care. Lauren needs to be in Kildare Animal Foundation.
Save Lauren 💕 change.org/p/return-laure…
Probably.
Here’s how it’s about to go down: Ghislaine names a bunch of Democrats, maybe tosses in a few billionaires. She says Trump did nothing wrong. MAGA praises her for “taking down the pedophiles.” Trump pardons her… for “telling the truth.”
Did you just speak a language I don’t understand in M&S? In these secret hallowed halls of Heathrow Airport T3?! WHERE ALL THE PLANES MIGHT HEAR?! NEXT TO THE FUCKING CARROTS?!

That’s nothing short of a fucking disgrace.
Reported to @DubCityCouncil 2 weeks ago. Right beside a food shop. Nothing so far. Festering in the summer heat. It’s third world stuff: a health hazard for people living near it. Neighbours have reported it too. Zero action.
The All Ireland Hurling commentary was gas. “And there he is now. Only 19 years old. He’ll be 20 on Thursday. He was born at 7.30 in the morning in St. Finbar’s hospital in Cork. I checked. Look at him there now, on his hind legs, like a little Rory Calhoun. A great boy.”
When you did your paper round in Mordor.
Hulk Hogan was only 34 here
Ooh! New hotel coming to Cobh. I like new places. The Island Gate by Carrigtwohill being sold off too.
New guesthouse in one of East Cork's fave tourist spots ! corkbeo.ie/news/property/…