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If I load your webpage, click in the search box and start typing, *then* you steal focus mid-entry somewhere else a second later: you're doing it wrong.

After 12 amazing years and 3 weeks of chaos, I’m officially fired by Twitter. Never expected I would have stayed this long, and never expected I would be this relieved to be gone. I have a lot of stories to tell. But to my fellow (ex-)tweeps- #LoveWhereYouWorked 🫡

You can't buy respect.

Maybe if they just ran CCleaner on all the servers and checked all the boxes it'd all go faster.

"Your tracking number has shipped!" "Do you mean my package has shipped?" "No."

to all my former teammates 🫡💙 we built some dope shit together and i am so fucking proud of our team and everything we did

lol just got fired for shitposting i said it before and i'll say it again kiss my ass elon 💋

"Why do you think this is funny?" Oh I don't. I think it's incredibly sad. Something many friends and colleagues had a hand in building now being torn apart is absolutely terrible. You won't find me laughing at all. I will point out the absurdity of an absurd situation though.

I was not prepared for the amount of deleting system32 for taking too much space jokes today.

The next-gen update for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is coming on December 14th, free for everyone who already owns the game. For more details and gameplay reveal, tune in to REDstreams next week on twitch.tv/cdprojektred.