New California Neighbor!

Hi, I'm you're new neighbor from California! My cosmopolitan life was getting too hectic so I thought I'd try something more quaint, and your rustic town SPOKE to me. I'm so excited to be part of OUR community!

Since I'm getting a lot of new followers questioning my experience with guns: I inherited THIS beast of an anti-tank rifle my great grandpa brought home from WWI. Of course, I refuse to own a Nazi gun, so I donated it to the Plowshares Foundation to be melted into healing art.

Not true. There is no safe way to disassemble a Glock, you HAVE to pull the trigger. Sorry, but professionals want a safe pistol with a takedown lever, like a Sig P320 for example.

How do the elfs grow GDP when they clearly refuse orcish migrants to do the jobs they won't do? Jr Tolken makes clear in his popular novel series, The Rings of Power, that race is a social construct and orcs and elves are genetically identical, yet elfs refuse the advantages that…

Reminder that in the 90s libs' goofiest wish fulfillment proto-woke fantasies about being a gay super hero, Captain Planet immediately gets defeated by Hitler giving him a stern look:

Californians are like undocumented migrants and their festive cultures in this way; Not only do we move to your hometown ourselves, but our beautiful California ideas can spread there first and create townie liberals without us having to even set foot in your town... ...yet 🥰

All aspirationally good people should strive to live by California laws, even if they aren't lucky enough to live where those laws have been adopted yet. And I'm sorry, but that means NO pistol holders on your AR14s!

The Treasury Department invades an American city.

Checking out the latest MAGAzine covers

Why should I, a landlord and entrepreneur and elite human capital, rent one of my spare homes to a needy American family of four who will demand "routine maintenance" and "tenants rights", vs Juan and his 15 day labor buddies who will crash on bunkbeds for $500/month each?

"I was inspired by Kamala Harris' leadership in this matter!"

"Classically nice towns are progressive coded", I shout to myself, trying to drown out the stereo noise coming from the mandatory Section 8 unit above me in my 300 unit apartment building, "the Terraces at Bakers Landing".

Underappreciated what a good troll this is, because liberals absolutely fucking hate Thomas Kinkade paintings lmao

I thought this was a bit too on the nose parody but instead it's a VP from the Cato institute.

As a bold progressive I normally proudly resist Trump, but even I must give credit where it's due. This is extremely eco-friendly and green:

Twighlight Zone twist ending: "but sar, it is being you who are the foriegner here"

PLEASE friends, DON'T play your speakers while hiking. ICE waits to hear the best banda and desi music before they jump out of the bushes in ambush.

Split between standing in awe of Zoharn as the ultimate "transplant who makes the locals feel oppressed by forcing his passive aggressive spite driven out of town policies on them" guy, and resentful a "New Yorker" is beating a Californian at this game.

Art changes, and this is the modern equivalent of the poem 𝘐𝘯 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘍𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘴.

If you aren't hassling the GOP to fix the Big Beautiful Bill and deregulate SBRs and suppressors any means necessary right now, you don't actually care about the Second Amendment that much. @SenateGOP @GOP @HouseGOP ^these guys. We might never get this chance again.