Campbell Mitchell
@Negscratch
“Fain would I fly the haunts of men, I seek to shun, not hate mankind, My breast requires the sullen glen, Whose gloom may suit a darken’d mind.”
Blimey. She must be really bad company at parties.
Nigel Farage loves open borders - for the super rich
Flooded? How much pissing on the streets in front of kids is going to be happening.
A short play, illustrating @TiceRichard’s manly resolve. Dickie - “Boo! Boo to the BBC, I say!” (Brrrring, brrring) BBC - “Hello, Dickie - BBC, here, I was wondering if we could book you for Question Time and the Today Progra…” Dickie - “I’M ON MY WAY!!!” (FIN).
A pleasure to work on and looking good. youtu.be/72hK6FUmm8o?si…
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you @ipdabbs99, your newly elected councillor for Reform.
🧵 DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE! Despite the impression given by the UK's entire broken news media, Reform UK has just 4% of the UK's 19,228 Councillors, & 0.8% of our 650 MPs. Councillors/MPs: Labour: 6,323/403 Conservative: 5,035/121 LibDems: 3,009/72 Greens: 885/4 Reform: 808/5
Happy 2 years anniversary to all of you who celebrate it.
"Art of the Deal" by Donald Trump
New from the Reform Merch store - branded ventriloquist dummies for the kiddies.
We took over the giant screen at Farage’s big rally in Birmingham
RIP #EddieJordan. I loved cycling with you in Cape Town (although you killed me on all the hills).
In the garden of the French Embassy in Washington DC. 🇫🇷✊🇺🇦
War Time leader turns up at White House looking for help without a suit shocker.
One last laugh? John Prescott's funeral cortege - made up of two Jaguars - arrives at Hull Minster.