Neat

i am COOKED

having one hoe, as your wife

“Yeah I stopped watching One Piece after 300 episodes”

oomf ko itne galeech reel bhejdi ki usne block hi kardiya 🤣🤣🤣🔫🔫

me and this bad boi can survive an apocalypse together alone >>>>

arm day again tmrw, when will those days come when my arms will finally look bigger 💔

cracked such a goated joke infront of my coworker that now the entire Hr team along with the MD wants to hear it from me

ye twitter pe is ek bhi ladki apne jeevan se sukhi nahi hai kya??

kitne cool log hai, ek dusre ki oomf tier lists bana rahe hai apas me, kaise baat karu inse 💔

there are actually people out there who say “frick, unalived, ahh” in their real life

making a fake female account to stalk all the guys she follows >>>>

mine was a lil bit bigger and all black

seeing your girlfriend run for the first time is not for the weak

just ordered these from my first salary chat, im so exciteddddd omgggggg

girls who liked this are actually sick

being a fake nonchalant is gonna get me to the asylum one day

im that 5+1 lpa boyfriend

tu hoga bhai apni bandi ki first priority, laadle hamtoh apni maa ke bhi dusre bacche hain 😝😝🔥🔥☝️☝️☝️

was hulk hogan that bad of a person? please explain i was a wwe fan and im not american

she just described my homeboy

need to make some of my twtr oomfs insta moots to