Connor 🇻🇦 (Author of Tobacco Theology)
@NaturalAuthorit
“Seriousness sends men mad” - Auberon Quin (GK Chesterton’s Napoleon of Notting Hill)
"Seven hours of commercial free football", says Pat McAfee as I hurl myself into a volcano
ESPN reportedly nearing deal to potentially acquire NFL Network, Red Zone ow.ly/JLX9106gFau
Oh yeah, that’s Lurtz the uruk-hai from Peter Jackson’s Fellowship of the Ring.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
“I don’t masturbate. It’s too working class” is a hell of a line
I don’t masturbate. It’s too working class. But you do, don’t you? And, unlike me, who’d only need a mirror if I wanked, which I don’t, I expect you guzzle down gigs of porn. You poor wretch. There is a way out. Free yourself from the curse of cooming with @QUITTR_app.
“Did you know you can actually bring as much bread as you want on an airplane as long as it fits in the two bags you’re allowed to carry on?” - my baker wife Follow up: “do you think you’d get stopped in security if you did?”
if you want to move to china and become a chinese citizen, you cannot also hold another nationality / passport. if you want to move to the us and become american, you can hold 2+ citizenships. why not end dual citizenship? if you want to be an american, be all in.
Dude clearly missed @FeelsGuy2003’s whole point about friend/enemy distinction
Catholics are unassimilated
ICE should start deporting people at airports. Would save time and even if they got the wrong person there’s a 99% chance the country is still better without literally any person they grab from here
Beginner or not, everything else is a distraction. Run towards the only one that matters
new to relationships what are some good relationships for beginners?
Horses are known to have stable relationships.
new to relationships what are some good relationships for beginners?
Today at table the brothers were debating whether or not Canon Law is beautiful… It was a VERY Dominican conversation!
I’ve seen people who in the past I’ve either had beef with or spoke negatively about stand up for me. If you were one of these people, I want to say that I have nothing but love for you and that I am sorry for any unkindness I have ever shown. Consider me your brother ❤️
I’ve noticed this weird thing where young people act like boomers once they adopt certain politics. Like this is something an aged hippie on Facebook would say. What do we call this?
Actually building this could usher in a Golden Age for America.
I cannot type to save my life. I was bored, so here's a high-speed rail map to every FBS football team (by conference affiliation/conference members only). @SickosCommittee
The Holy Spirit when I’m doing my Examination of Conscience:
Please don’t tweet at me unless your squad has a 6 star long snapper.
#TCU Commit, and Long Snapper Will Terry earned his 6-Star. Already ranked as the number one long snapper in the country
If you are a young man, pursue your vocation in life over and above any political movement. Our Lord is calling you to devote your life for the Church or a family, for the salvation of your soul, not for a political outcome.
Never gets old 🌹🐸
Flashback to 2011 when Tank Carder batted down the pass for a two-point conversion and secured the victory in the Rose Bowl! #BleedPurple | #GoFrogs