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I once broke up with a boyfriend because he gave me tickets to BlueMan Group for Valentine’s Day. Like, sir, you do not know me AT ALL.

Run this over to that hag @megynkelly Better recognize a 👸 when you see her.

Happy Birthday to the gorgeous, hugely talented chart-topping, record-breaking, history-making singer, actress, dancer, businesswoman, Philanthropist, Fashion & Global Icon and living Legend, the One & Only #JenniferLopez!👏🎂🥳🎉🎈🌟🐐👑 🩷 Jennifer Lopez is one of the World's…

I like DC3 better than Beyoncé solo.

K. michelle on #RHOA when Porsha comes over to visit.

Teeth 🦷 are so important to me I’ll never understand the girls of #LoveIslandUK crashing out over this dude with those teeth. (He’s missing one of his bicuspids also)

Mariah Carey has not performed a solo concert for 70k+ fans; her largest include Tokyo Dome (~55k) and Allianz Parque (~43k). Festivals like Rock in Rio exceed that but are excluded. Performing to 70k, as JLo did at PGE Narodowy (72k capacity), is a major milestone, achieved by…

#RHOM

Imma make this famous ass shake it’s my birthday. The way this song makes me wanna pop my bussy at the club like it’s 1999. #JLoBirthday @JLo

Run to the picture that inspired this response.

Megyn Kelly wish. Meghan McCain wish.

She’s STILL JENNY… SOLD OUT beautiful crowd right now in📍Warsaw, Poland 🩷🧡💚 We love you Poland! #JLoLiveIn2025 - Team #OnTheJLo

I had to stop playing Sugar Sweet halfway through my first listen because it’s just not a good song. Almost as if I were eating candy that’s too sweet.

I won’t spoil anything, but I hate the names all the bands chose basically. #BuildingTheBand #BuildingTheBandNetflix

Can someone ban the word “stuns” from this platform? I may just have to mute it because everytime I see it, I want to scream.

Jlovers, what’s your favorite lyric from @JLo’s new song BIRTHDAY? Mine is, “Throwing all this money in they face it’s my birthday!” 🎂 🦁 ♌️ makes me want to throw some Monopoly money at some1 real aggressively! Because I need to keep my real money 🤭

The way only Katie has an ACTUALLY good tagline. Shannon’s is close. But Emily WTF is that. It’s embarrassing.

Julia’s I got got face. I can’t. ☠️ #RHOM

Happy birthday to Jennifer Lopez 🎂 The actress turns 56 today.

🎂 BIRTHDAY OUT NOW 🦁 jlobirthday.lnk.to/l14kQD