Narugod

A-are you making fun of me.. That's it.. I'm done playing Mr. Nice Guy.. The demon is consuming me

Oh, the normies outside are spiteful But our anime, it's so delightful And since we love Japan so, Let's put on the show! On the show! On the show! Our love of Japan is never stopping All these cartoons are flopping Anime, it truly glows Put on the show! On the show! On the show

How the hell am I supposed to enjoy going to a party with ignorant bakas like this. Instead of playing western normie games like spin the bottle or Jenga.. I'd rather play the Japanese Mahjong or Shogi.. Heh, who am I kidding *sneers* they probably don't even know how to play

*my eyes gleaming with a youthful hope* Konichiwa there Mr. Yakuza-san! I just got my first dragon tattoo on my back! Do you perhaps think we could be opps?

*me dozing off in class* Teacher: NARUGOD! Since you know everything.. answer this question on the board. Kawaii girl: psst.. the answer is aura.. Me: *speaks up* the answer is.. aura.. *Whole class laughs* K̵a̵w̵a̵i̵i̵ Bully girl: Baaka.. you fell for that..? Pathetic.

*smoking weed with friend* Me: This hidden leaf.. is so sugoi... *Passes it over* Friend: Yeah man.. *hits it* Me: *gets flustered* T-t-this is.. like an indirect kiss.. KYAAAAAAH!!! I-its not like I like you anything.. BAKA!!

Minecraft is the worst western nornie garbage ever made. No hype aura moments, no plot twists, no manipulation Lacking in themes and plot A mindnumbing game perfectly suited for the western baka, have fun enjoying that, I'll be watching my anime with dark nihilistic philosophy.

You think you can tariff anime and get away with it scotch free..? You underestimate us. You won't have to worry about a measly World war 3.. You'll be worrying about the next great ninja war. And trust me... Animephobes won't be spared.

Hi, I'm a member of the sound team here. We aren't unprofessional, we just didn't want to work with.. well.. subpar talent. See, he was a western baka.. and well, we prefer to work with animators, not cartoonators.. so, well.. we told him to quickly sayonara (pack his bags)

*standing alone at prom watching people dance* *Me getting ready to leave* "I truly am.. all alone.." *waifu descends from heaven* "You're not alone baka.. you have me!" *me holding back tears* "Heh.. baka is right. Who needs 3d when I have you."

Pick your weeb bf! Nonchalant: You wanna date me..? *sighs* What a drag.. Golden retriever: Y-you want to date.. lil ol' me..? YOSHAAAAA!! Harlot: You can be another one added to the harem.. Catboy: You want to date me-nya? *starts purring*

Ken kaneki is in dead by daylight now..? About time they added some real horror into the game instead of mere western killers who can't even get a single scream out of me. Maybe it's time for me to show these Western bakas how real Japanese killers do it.

X.. the everything app.. a twisted amalgamation of animephobes and Western bakas, and yet I still bring myself to login to look over the hell on earth that is my timeline and observe the mayhem before me like a king of a failing country.. Perhaps I've become the baka instead..

"I want a weeb bf" Until we're too busy binging anime "I want a weeb bf" Until you have to share with the waifu harem "I want a weeb bf" Until you see our rage when normies call anime cartoons If you can handle all that, we'll treat u better than any side character ever would

*teacher hands out report cards* "Alright class, remember to get them signed by your parents and bring them back tomorrow!" *me looking out window aurafully* "Parents..? Heh. What's that..?" *all my classmates start screaming* "Omg.. he's so mysterious 🥺" "He's so hurt.. 🥺"

they always told me I was a spitting image of my mother. She was known to look like the sweetest, kindest person ever. I have almost all of her features.. Except for the eyes. Keep messing with me and you'll see why they say I have my father's eyes. *Eyes start glowing red*

2 sentence horror *robber breaks into my house* "HANDS UP!!" *me shaking* "Y-you can take anything!! Please don't hurt me!!" *He glances at my manga collection and messily throws them in his bag* *I drop down to my knees* "I.. said you can take anything.. Not my everything.."

Any 3d women trying to court me have a tough battle ahead of them.. You don't have to defeat mere exes.. nothing that simple.. Instead you have to defeat my Formidable Five Waifus. Some evil, but all powerful.

Tough conversation with mom.. I'm not the same innocent and naive boy I once was..

Are you a weeb doing hentai irl for the first time? Here's what to say! "You are so sugoi.." "I'm about to bust.. say itadakimasu.." "Just like that.. I'm getting neg diffed.." "Good waifu." "Faster..? Prepare to get speedblitzed"