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@Naim__Ali
Stand up Comedian 🎤| Host of The Ramble with Naim Ali 🎧 | Half of Durag and the Deertag 📢 | A Yo Actually Podcast 📚📈 | Instagram: @naim__ali
"Driving from start to finish, cuz I smoke me spinach!" -Dru Montana
when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today
There is not a more annoying type of mf than someone who makes you take out your Air Pods.
“Bro, get away from me.” —Klay Thompson, after someone asked him about Tory Lanez
no suicidal thoughts or nothin, but doing all this just to die in the end is wild .. LMAO
Now if it was Stone Cold Steve MFin Austin?! Oh you’d have pick me up off the fucking floor!!
Fantastic 4? I haven’t even seen the first three. *crowd growns* Hey, I ain’t scared of you motha fuckas! *crowd starts booing*
A skill I have that will never make me any money is that I can instantly tell the race of a person inside of a costume.
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud tallahassee.com/story/news/loc…
Jerome Powell has more heart than most of these mfs and he did some simple shit. He just kept it real 😆
Every white dad has a sniper tower in his mind to take this exact thought out before it gets within a hundred yards of his mouth.
ppl are actually mourning this scumrag… smh