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Parody School. As grammatically incorrect as we’re politically incorrect. In Education, if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. Knuckle Down, Stay Safe, Stay In School.
The school has received some negative feedback from our remote learning set up so as punishment we’ll be setting tin whistle homework next week. 🎼 That’ll soften yer cough 😏
Glad Kerry and Donegal changed jerseys so we can avoid any visual annoyance on the Croke Park pitch. 🥴 #AllIrelandFootballFinal
I’m kicking off the conversation by asking the public’s view on teachers receiving a summer bonus payment. Being off means teachers spend more money in comparison to those who work for the summer. Leave your views for/against in the comments and retweet for a bigger sample. ☀️
I want us to have a nationwide conversation around education. I am establishing a National Convention on Education & want to hear from students, teachers, school staff, the public, and other stakeholders about what they want to see our eduction system look like into the future.
All fine in theory but not sure how Leaving Certs are expected to afford a holiday after the exams after spending 3 weeks drinking in the Gaeltacht.
I’m sure the general public would agree that there should be a discount on suncream for teachers during the hot weather given that we’re at a higher risk of being out in it. ☀️
Becoming President and getting a free bed in the Áras is fast becoming one of the only viable options for teachers renting in Dublin.
We’re finally beginning to reap the rewards of the cycle to work scheme. Congratulations Ben Healy. #TourDeFrance 🚴♂️
Summer EPV Courses now available. 👩🏫 Dazzling Detention - Spirit breaking detention activities. 🧘♂️ Staff Mindfulness - Encouraging staff to be mindful of staying away from the Principal’s office. 🧮 New Maths Curriculum - How to teach the same but tweak the paperwork.
After this latest controversy, @officialgaa need to go back to basics. Forget all these officials. Get a parent of one of the players for umpire and one of the subs to do the line. It works in Cumann na mBunscol I can’t see why it wouldn’t work in Croke Park. #SundayGame
The hardest part of this time of the year is meeting friends and trying remain modest and downplay how absolutely delighted you are to be on holidays while they work away. 😏
A local GAA diehard has announced his ceasefire from disliking Dublin only applies during hurling matches. #Dubs
On the back of Dublin’s heroic victory against Limerick @DubCityCouncil have announced that the Luas is free for the rest of the weekend. 👏
“When are ye finishing up?” the general public grudgingly ask their teacher friends. 😑
Irish people will give the night lamenting the fact they didn’t win the Euromillions and thinking of all the people they would begrudge winning it.
The Department remind me of myself when I want to give the illusion of democracy in my class. I’ll let them vote away alright, give them different choices but at the end of the day if they choose the wrong one I’ll just ignore them. @Education_Ire @astiunion
🚨 An emergency Circle Time has been organised for Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Emotions flash cards are being prepared as we speak.
Trump and Musk, the two school bullies, thick as thieves when preying on the weak but at the first sign of trouble, are below in the principals office singing like canaries on each other.