Andrew Cuomo Press Release (Parody)
@NY_Gov56
Former Gov of NY, NYSAG, & did I mention I was HUD Secretary, currently running for State Senate, NYC Mayor, U.S Senate & perhaps POTUS.
There are 2 types of men: One has calloused hands, grease under his nails & no idea what cuticle oil is. The other is choosing between Ballet Slipper & Clear Shine, and has never done manual labor in his life. One builds bridges, the other calls his mom to hang a picture frame.
I was a AAA tow truck driver — that’s how I put myself through college
I joined @DonnyDeutsch to discuss the stakes in the upcoming NYC election — listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/on-…
Great day in the Bronx talking to New Yorkers about the housing crisis and how we can work to make the City more affordable for all
Donald Trump/Commanders, Andrew Cuomo interview, Megan Thee Stallion/Klay and the Coldplay Cheaters youtu.be/qJU1QEkZb98
I’m not? Seems like Adams has a lot of confused staffers Donlon and now you. Sounds like Adams is using Trump talking points. Everyone is confused except the guy who forgot when he had a colonoscopy & his phone password.
He's not a New Yorker anyway so it'll be easy enough for this double-digit sore loser to move to Florida anyway if he continues to play spoiler.
Made one offhand joke and now it’s the headline of a clickbait article. Love living in a time where context is optional and outrage is currency.
Great day talking to the good people of Staten Island.
Again —as Zohran Mamdani tries to reinvent himself for the general election in an attempt to play New Yorkers for fools, remember what he himself has said in the past. He is a fraud. "I know what someone wants to hear, right? I know what someone wants to hear to laugh. I…
In an exclusive NY1 interview with @errollouis on @InsideCityHall, Zohran Mamdani addressed attacks from Trump and clarified his stance on the phrase “globalize the intifada.” Watch the full interview: specne.ws/msBnDq
I have accomplished so much I forgot I was barely 30 when I completed Genesis. Others were still relying on their rich parents to support them at that age. ny1.com/nyc/all-boroug…
I was 34 when I opened this affordable housing development. Zohran Mamdani is 33, wealthy and living in an affordable housing unit, which could go to someone less fortunate.
I think the CA sun has fried your brain. He is a socialist not a Democrat and no way near 80% approval.
Yes, this is the way for Andrew Cuomo. Go against the guy with 80 percent approval among Democrats in a city with 80 percent Democratic electorate
I finished the 2nd ave subway line, fixed the L line etc. You couldn't manage to extend your free bus pilot program. One of us delivers and the other diddles. nypost.com/2025/06/28/us-…
After mismanaging the MTA for 10+ years as Governor, Andrew Cuomo would now like to mismanage it as Mayor.
Cuomo built Genesis Homes in '92—150 families housed, half from shelters. Real results, not slogans. Meanwhile, Mamdani at 33 leeches affordable units meant for struggling New Yorkers while pushing rent freezes that’d collapse housing stock. Cuomo’s blueprint: 500K units in a…
I was 34 when I opened this affordable housing development. Zohran Mamdani is 33, wealthy and living in an affordable housing unit, which could go to someone less fortunate.
Met with @NY1 in Brooklyn today outside of Genesis Homes, an affordable housing development I opened in 1992 —home to 150 families, half of whom were previously homeless
True. He would watch tv with me after school in-between calls...and he bought, fixed-up, (some say raced), and sold cars for money as well. He is a master mechanic.
I was a AAA tow truck driver — that’s how I put myself through college
Do some research, lemming… My father had a wife and five kids in a mortgaged house in queens and made about 50 grand at that time in public service.
Put “himself through college” with a father serving as Secretary of State of NY at the time. He’s not believable
Bernie didn't have a job until he was 40, of course he would be your hero.
Bernie may be the great Senator from Vermont but he’s Brooklyn through and through. An absolute honor to meet with one of my heroes and the champion for working people across our country, @BernieSanders.
And they are paid, has Curtis paid his half a million in back child support yet? Can’t manage his personal finances, how will he manage the city budget ? Shameful 71 years old and can’t support his son, left it to another man. thedailybeast.com/ex-nyc-mayoral…
Every spark starts a revival. I bring the voltage this city needs.