NINE-UP

These are the 3 biggest I think

My girlfriend and I found an injured labubu on the ground yesterday, I’m gonna pour acid on it

Mario crashes out

This nighttime car ride with the boys won’t be passing the Bechdel test

Superman:

💔💔💔

I DONT CARE HOW LITTLE AD SENSE PAYS YOU, DONT EVER ACCEPT A SOYLENT SPONSORSHIP

Finally got a PC (I’ve been editing with a phone for years) and this is my beautiful motherboard

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

Having a haircut so atrocious and chopped that everybody dies

My facial bone structure is a little different every single day, what do you call that

We are ONE underwear change away from 2030. WE. Us. Insane.

Dashcam video of a car driving recklessly and the guy going “oh my god, what are you doing!” while following the car doing the exact same things

Instagram threads is an amalgamation. Two quarters YouTube shorts old people brainrot, one quarter Facebook boomer argument bait, and one quarter screenshots of tweets/literally copy-pasted popular tweets from a week earlier

One in ten pizza rolls taste like Dog

The Little Genocide That Could

Highway exits without fast food in the middle of nowhere and lone A&W restaurants are having sexual relations

I googled “Shutterstock before:2009” and this was the first image

I Am the White Monster

There’s a clear age divide between people who say “BS” in posts on the internet and those who don’t

One day, this will all be mine to charter the world with. As soon as the missus lets me! haha! -Douglas Lancaster