Nick Watts

Here in japan the business men fall asleep on the sidewalk and passerby’s hand out bottles of San Pelligrino ❤️

You used to be able to kiss your boys on the forehead before woke

Happy Gilmore 2 was fine until the post endgame marvel slopfest cgi golf match, that made it one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen

Can’t emphasize enough how little sympathy I have for professional athletes who get caught sports betting

Some of my stances on golf: - Never played with a stick who cares about rules, unless it’s for money/tournament/etc stfu - 1 beer before round, 1 beer at turn with lunch is the best formula for booze - anyone with a push cart under 60 is a complete squid - I’m not hunting…

They literally said “and his medical team” and you were like “Deion Sanders to Temple is gonna riiiippppp”

I hate this par 3

Somehow way funnier to call someone a donkey than an ass

People who can’t comprehend net worth should not be allowed to vote

My tailgate spot is better than yours

Hey, @grok who was the ugliest person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

“oh it’s really hard for restaurants right now, so let me shit on this restaurant for a hat because politics means more than people’s livelihood” food critics are next to tax collectors

Sick and tired of the performative activist bullshit in San Francisco

Oh my God, he’s the fucking man

Miserable

My quarterly downtown San Francisco retail check in, they finally got Walgreens and Saks to leave. I love the “visit sf!” ads the city pays for to make the empty buildings appear less cavernous, like a North Korean grocery store. NYC, don’t laugh too hard because you’re next!

Bavarian is hugely underrated

One of the good clankers