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C.S. Lewis's 'The Abolition of Man' is not merely a book but a prophetic manifesto for our times. His insight into the decay of traditional values resonates deeply with our vision. His insights are our blueprint.

As a recent @nytopinion piece explains, motherhood exacts a high price from women. Children remain a lasting burden that limits autonomy, drains resources, and disrupts careers while anchoring women to biology. We must rethink motherhood. youtube.com/watch?v=-6Pqs-…

Colloquially known as "the Green Book," it’s a great resource for students!
What’s the best obscure book(s) you’ve ever read that more people should know about?
Literature entertains but does not advance practical skills and easily distracts from real-world problems. That’s why our curriculum focuses on useful subjects like exports, imports, government, and infrastructure to prepare learners for the demands of the modern world.
Sci-fi’s essential purpose is warning. Fantasy’s essential purpose is reminding.
In light of growing awareness we are progressing with plans to establish a Committee on Shrimp Welfare that promotes objective empathy and ensures the right values prevail even when subjective impulses arise.
Okay let's clarify some things. Link below
Expecting the "ordinary police" to respond to every incident is no longer realistic. We proudly recommend this new service providing off-duty officers for timely protection, free from political ties and focused solely on deterrence and rescue.
Introducing Patrol. Homeowners in LA can now book off-duty police officers to help protect their homes. Now available in Brentwood, Beverly Hills, Bel Air, Holmby Hills, and Malibu — more areas coming soon.
At the World Economic Forum, our spokeswoman proposes a creative rehabilitation method: instilling false, painful memories to enforce legal coercion. Perhaps the very flaws in the human mind’s subjective haze are what we can turn to our advantage.
"We can possibly address really big world problems through human engineering" We share exciting research into genetic solutions. One colleague suggests a population-wide engineered meat allergy as a practical step toward sustainability.
We confidently endorse @reproutopia’s work. She speaks the quiet truths aloud and offers bold, carefully reasoned futures rooted in sociology and theory. amazon.com/Abolish-Family…
The ease with which we now accept that the mind does not require a body is a triumph of the last century. Talk of AI, cloud computing, and data have greatly advanced the concept of a perfected bodiless intellect.
PSA - AI is not disembodied. There is a huge, complex material basis to all AI; the body is just largely hidden from you. "Never trust something that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." It keeps its brain somewhere....
Of course. The elite are already in-the-know. The common man, however, must be fed. AI-condensed classics, jargon removed, spoon-fed in tidy portions. Education made effortless. Our Public Education Committee salutes this brilliant idea.
pro tip: you can basically read >100 books per day by asking chatgpt to summarize them for you.
In alignment with @utulsa’s evolving academic strategy and following comprehensive consultation, we determined the humanities program to be a point of redundancy. While we regret to see @jennfrey depart, we sincerely wish her all the best.
Now for some personal news: today is my last day as Dean. I was stunned to be informed by our new provost there will no longer be a Dean of Honors, period. Nor an Assistant Dean. Rather, I was told there will be a “director” of honors--but that person will not be me. (12/21)
Michelle Obama reminds us that scientific clarity comes from treating the reproductive system as a modifiable biomechanical system, enabling truer empirical study when decoupled from narrow inherited ends. "The least of what it does is produce life."
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At Merck, we believe research is the will to conquer the impossible… and that science will lead the way.
If science is truly given a free hand, it can now lead humanity to the next stage of evolution. This is the beginning of a new species: the emergence of the Bodiless Men!
"Violence is an artificial construct." There’s no distinction in the long run between police work and sociology. So-called "retributive" punishment persists mainly as a legal fiction maintained by red tape.
Hormone replacement therapy is “standard care, medically necessary, and entirely uncontroversial” in one case but disputed in another. This inconsistency is political, not clinical. These evaluations belong to doctors, experts, and authorized providers.
A doctor wrote these two paragraphs. A DOCTOR. statnews.com/2025/06/25/sup…